Make American Showers Great Again

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On Wednesday: Donald J. trump passed into law changing the federal definition of “shower head”, a move the White House said would “end the Obama-Biden war on water pressure”.

Trump has complained for years about inadequate water pressure in American showers, sinks and toilets, and has blamed federal water-conservation standards for the problem.

"In my case, I like to take a nice shower, take care of my beautiful hair," Trump said during a signing ceremony in the Oval Office.

https://www.reuters.com/world/us/trump- ... 025-04-10/

Trump was losing that "beautiful hair," so he had the hair on his nape surgically moved up to the top. That's why he has that mullet, to cover the bald back.

Did we really need an image of an Oompa-Loompa in the shower?
With that, there is no longer a way to make American showers anything but...disturbing.

Somebody petition him him to make an executive order to change which way water spirals out of the drain....that ought to be amusing.

I'm a little confused, was there really a Biden/Obama war on water pressure?

https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2025/4/1 ... r-pressure

First thing I thought of when I saw this

^ this!! lol

Thanks for posting it

Silly question but surely rich people like trump would have installed tanks and pumps that control water pressure?

^ I've seen showers that have horizontal shower heads 360° at multiple heights of the body so that they are getting sprayed from all directions. The wealthy might have showers we haven't even heard of. For example, a shower head that simulates a waterfall. Or, using a canal system to divert water from a nearby river to shower in water from the snowmelt of the Rockies. What would be a cool shower head idea??

But all the good shower heads have tariffs on them now.....

Nothing worse than going to a hotel room and the shower just dribbles out.
I prefer standing under a nice shower that roars out.

So no more showers for poor folk (trump will say - "but that's what they voted me in for, to make America great again to experience life in the good old days when America was "great")



trump - "heck, why would poor people need a shower, they don't have beautiful hair like me" "let them use buckets like their grandparents".

Again?! !!

Every story I've heard about LBJ somehow involves his bunghole and/or "Jumbo".

A lot people on the spectrum seem to really hate strong water pressure but I find if it's too weak I don't really feel like I'm getting clean.

I'm Canadian and not long ago I had my uncle come over to install a new shower head. But when I used it there was not a lot of water coming out. I inspected the shower head and discovered the holes were all plugged up with some gluey substance my uncle must have used to attach it. I tried digging it out with toothpicks, which got very goobered up. My uncle came back and replaced the shower head and now it's fairly decent.

So he multiplies how much water can come out of the showerhead, but does nothing about legislating bigger drain holes?

Those piddly 1" American drains are illegal downunder.