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17 Dec 2007, 5:04 pm

Flatulence leads US jet to divert

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An American Airlines plane made an emergency landing in Nashville after passengers reported the smell

I blame the airport tacobell

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17 Dec 2007, 5:08 pm

:lol: did someone try to open a window?

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17 Dec 2007, 5:22 pm

Hahaha!

I used to unintentionally stink-bomb my high school class, back when I was drinking Carnation-brand "Instant Breakfast". It for some reason produced the most incredibly noxious flatulence imaginable. I was actually asked to leave the classroom by the teacher, after several students complained out loud!

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17 Dec 2007, 5:55 pm

milkfart :!: :evil:

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17 Dec 2007, 9:37 pm

KimJ wrote:

milkfart

A glass of milk after eating a "four alarm" chili and I would be loaded for bear.. :chin:

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17 Dec 2007, 9:45 pm

gives new meaning to the phrase "blown off course"!

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17 Dec 2007, 10:53 pm

Hey. I think I could do that!

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18 Dec 2007, 5:26 am

Try doing the following:

breakfast - muesli

morning tea - curried egg sandwich

lunch - pasta with a sauce containing garlic

Late afternoon - on board a plane!

I have never done it but could cause some massive stink!

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18 Dec 2007, 7:08 am

poor guy, soo embarrassed about his little fart, i at one time almost stank out a classroom, hated that teacher as well, beginning of 10th grade, i ate chocolate covered graham crackers, by about 8:30-9:00 am i was farting so badly that with door and windows open and teacher gagging i was still cutting loose,

teacher only asked what i had for breakfast and proceeded to lecture me on whats better to eat,

well i was hungery and didnt want to miss the bus, so, gobbled down 4 graham crackers, :twisted:

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18 Dec 2007, 7:19 am

While at primary school a good 2 weeks were spent discussing what was the best breakfast to eat to produce farts. Golden Grahams were decided upon as the choice for worst smell, while my preference of 5 shredded wheat was the one that produced the largest quantity.

Recently I have discovered that eating large amounts of pumpkin seeds makes me produce huge amounts of gas that makes people's eyes water.

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18 Dec 2007, 8:42 am

jeeze.... :roll:

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18 Dec 2007, 9:37 am

Is this the dawn of a new age? Fart Highjacking? "Take me to Cuba, or the stewardess gets it! I've got her on her knees right now, and I'll let one right in her face, I SWEAR I WILL!!"

How would airport security screen for that?

Never mess with a desparate man who's ready to fart.

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18 Dec 2007, 9:49 am

Ragtime wrote:

maybe they will require all passengers to take some gas-x 3 hours before flight??

check your shoes, xray your bags, metal detect your body, take a pill then finally board the plane

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22 Dec 2007, 5:06 pm

It was Cracklin' Oat Bran for me...tastes great, but I was contributing to global warming after a single bowl...

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12 Jan 2008, 6:00 pm

What is it about farts? If it came from someone else you get disgusted and repulsed, yet if its your own handywork you simply accept it and carry on. :shrug:

I find that a nice helping of Chile con Carne does it to me, especially if it has alot of onion content, namely red onions!

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12 Jan 2008, 6:39 pm

omg, that's what we're having for dinner.

Well, I've found the remedy for my lactose intolerance-lactaid, duh-but it doesn't prevent milkfart. :oops:

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