Raccoon Bites off Pervert's.....After Attempted Molestation

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31 Jan 2009, 6:30 pm

New candidate for the Darwin Awards:

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/ne ... 172612.ece


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31 Jan 2009, 6:32 pm

LOL, what had THAT geezer been drinking, huh?!

That seems like a candidate for World's Worst Hangover to me... :lol:


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31 Jan 2009, 6:44 pm

But isn't everything in The Sun fake...or...?



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31 Jan 2009, 6:48 pm

buryuntime wrote:
But isn't everything in The Sun fake...or...?


That's the Daily Mail.

I wouldn't trust the Daily Express, either, it made my friend (not a very bright friend, LOL) think that a tropical storm was to hit north-east England in half an hour. :roll: :lol:

But I'm not sure about The Sun.


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31 Jan 2009, 7:12 pm

Raccoons are just below monkeys in intelligence, and on the evolutionary tree. They are very dangerous if cornered, and can kill a dog in seconds (which is why they use packs).

A great many of them in the SE US are rabid....



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31 Jan 2009, 8:20 pm

HAHAHAAA!! ! That was the most bizarre, and funniest story that I've ever heard. That should teach animal abusers not to mess around w/ animals.



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01 Feb 2009, 5:55 am

buryuntime wrote:
But isn't everything in The Sun fake...or...?


a lot of news items in the media are exagerated these days and hold as much truth as films basd on true stories... if only one percent of a story is truth they can print it.

as for this story i believe it, i also think it's bloody hilarious. i think a lot of people should use the same technique in the same situation if you ask me.


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01 Feb 2009, 11:49 am

gina-ghettoprincess wrote:
buryuntime wrote:
But isn't everything in The Sun fake...or...?


That's the Daily Mail.

I wouldn't trust the Daily Express, either, it made my friend (not a very bright friend, LOL) think that a tropical storm was to hit north-east England in half an hour. :roll: :lol:

But I'm not sure about The Sun.
Wait, so both of those are not reliable??

http://blogs.app.com/saywhat/2009/01/26 ... pe-attack/



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02 Feb 2009, 11:56 am

That injects a dose of reality into his fantasy!


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02 Feb 2009, 6:39 pm

gina-ghettoprincess wrote:
LOL, what had THAT geezer been drinking, huh?!

That seems like a candidate for World's Worst Hangover to me... :lol:


The article said he was from Russia, so I would figure Vodka


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02 Feb 2009, 6:46 pm

gina-ghettoprincess wrote:
buryuntime wrote:
But isn't everything in The Sun fake...or...?


That's the Daily Mail.

I wouldn't trust the Daily Express, either, it made my friend (not a very bright friend, LOL) think that a tropical storm was to hit north-east England in half an hour. :roll: :lol:

But I'm not sure about The Sun.


they usually have a couple of fake items on page three :lol:



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02 Feb 2009, 10:06 pm

Um, right, I don't think that can be real, if it is, ROFLMAO


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03 Feb 2009, 4:17 am

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Um, right, I don't think that can be real, if it is, ROFLMAO


why is there so much disbelief? there was a video going around my school once of a woman who had a certain 'relationship' with a horse an died from internal injuries, having sex with animals has occured lots of times and almost every time there's an injury the human party regrets.


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03 Feb 2009, 5:10 am

tcorrielus wrote:
HAHAHAAA!! ! That was the most bizarre, and funniest story that I've ever heard. That should teach animal abusers not to mess around w/ animals.


:lol:



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03 Feb 2009, 9:25 am

DivaD wrote:
gina-ghettoprincess wrote:
buryuntime wrote:
But isn't everything in The Sun fake...or...?


That's the Daily Mail.

I wouldn't trust the Daily Express, either, it made my friend (not a very bright friend, LOL) think that a tropical storm was to hit north-east England in half an hour. :roll: :lol:

But I'm not sure about The Sun.


they usually have a couple of fake items on page three :lol:


ROFL, very good! :lol:


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03 Feb 2009, 5:15 pm

Haha, that guy deserved it.