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31 Jan 2009, 8:48 pm

This manager has a sense of humor. :lol:

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01 Feb 2009, 2:48 am

I never knew that toilets were living things, this also shows the possible folly of sticking some types of loaded guns into some holsters or one's belt. I heard once about the tale of a man who stuck a loaded pistol in his belt, then he leaned over to pick something up. The pistol fired and removed a lump of his privates ! Not nice !

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02 Feb 2009, 4:16 am

Alas poor toilet...

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02 Feb 2009, 7:52 am

Jellybean wrote:

Alas poor toilet...

Did you know him? :wink:

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02 Feb 2009, 12:30 pm

T'was a good toilet. it shall be missed. ;_;

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02 Feb 2009, 8:33 pm

even scarier is when i do google news. few hundred articles on that toilet google always been known for big april fools jokes, maybe they let it out too early this year

either way may the toilet flush in peace

FIP

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18 Feb 2009, 10:56 am

I know my toilet is alive because he complains about having frequent bouts of indigestion.

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18 Feb 2009, 1:00 pm

slowmutant wrote:

I know my toilet is alive because he complains about having frequent bouts of indigestion.

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18 Feb 2009, 1:02 pm

Urg. The link isn't working.

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18 Feb 2009, 4:46 pm

Strapples wrote:

slowmutant wrote:

I know my toilet is alive because he complains about having frequent bouts of indigestion.

Eye Thang U

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18 Feb 2009, 5:38 pm

our toilet is still alive. but its a real sh*t eater.

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18 Feb 2009, 6:27 pm

Think about it. Toilets are extremely important. If it wasn't for them we'd be crapping in outhouses and holes in the ground.

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18 Feb 2009, 6:59 pm

history_of_psychiatry wrote:

Think about it. Toilets are extremely important. If it wasn't for them we'd be crapping in outhouses and holes in the ground.

Hear, hear! The toilet, along with the light-bulb, indoor plumbing, and the refridgerator, make modern civilization possible.

Who knows how the toilet came to be? Wasn't it invented by a man named Crapper? :lol:

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18 Feb 2009, 7:00 pm

Thomas Crapper Edison...

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18 Feb 2009, 7:02 pm

Strapples wrote:

Thomas Crapper Edison...

Nope, Edison's middle name was Alva.

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18 Feb 2009, 7:03 pm

fine..

John Crapper get it. got to go to the john or omething lol.

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