"In my weekly attempt to learn long technical words, I was browsing New Scientist when I came across a concept that made me cough to a splutter.
E-cigarettes.
Powered by batteries, they look
vaguely like a cigarette, the end furthest from your lips glows red, they emit smoke, and they give you something of a nicotine hit with every drag.
However, because they don't burn, they are not classified as, well, cigarettes. And because they don't make a health claim, they're not classified as, you know, medicine. Which means that you can sit at a bar and e-puff......"
I wonder where I can get an e-bong.....