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jrknothead
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27 Feb 2009, 12:20 am

Mich. man pleads no contest in vacuum sex act case

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SAGINAW, Mich. – A man has pleaded no contest to indecent exposure after police said he was arrested for performing a sex act with a car wash vacuum. The Saginaw News reported 29-year-old Jason Leroy Savage entered the plea Wednesday in Saginaw County Circuit Court. A no-contest plea is not an admission of guilt but will be treated as one at sentencing on March 25.

Police said Savage was arrested after a resident called officers early on Oct. 16 to report suspicious activity at a car wash in Thomas Township, about 90 miles northwest of Detroit.

Defense attorney Philip Alexander Sturtz had no immediate comment Thursday.



I wonder why they didn't specify WHICH sex act he was performing...



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27 Feb 2009, 2:44 am

as long as its between two consulting adults.


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27 Feb 2009, 6:21 am

Eggman wrote:
as long as its between two consulting adults.


Or one consenting adult and one consenting household appliance...



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27 Feb 2009, 11:00 am

jrknothead wrote:
Eggman wrote:
as long as its between two consulting adults.

Or one consenting adult and one consenting household appliance...

Oh, I don't know ... I'm sure there is some law on the books that makes it a crime of rape (at least statutory) if the "victim" is too mentally deficient to give consent for sex ... just how smart can a vacuum cleaner be?

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27 Feb 2009, 3:27 pm

Well they are getting smarter...roomba


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01 Mar 2009, 8:12 pm

well that sucks...;) If you've ever visited a car wash, you can imagine all the @#$% that goes in those hoses...;)



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01 Mar 2009, 8:26 pm

Has the police really nothing better to do? Can be tax-payers' money not spend in more reasonable ways?



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01 Mar 2009, 10:31 pm

Ew. Couldn't he have done that at home? Or was it the Allure of being in public? *shudder* I'm pretty sure I know which sex act they are talking about too.



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02 Mar 2009, 6:15 am

True story here, when I went on a school trip for a week last year, this boy who is a total perv decided to perform said sex act on one of those "Henry" hoovers, LOL. In the boys' dorm, luckily, so us girls didn't have to see it, but everyone heard about it, and for months afterwards he was known for the incident, and if he was pissing us off someone would always go, "Oh, go have sex with a hoover!" :lol:


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