The Tech Guy
The Computer Guy
The Living Dictionary (Popular One Used For Me)
The "All-Knowing" Guy
I actually have been called "Living Dictionary" so much that I actually respond to that name straight away.
Friend: Tell me the meaning of a word.
Me: Why?
Friend: Because you are the living dictionary you know the meanings of all words.
Me: Firstly, I wasn't doubting my intelligence and I don't know the meaning to every word.
Friend: Isn't he just cool...
Friend 2: That was something... Awesome!
Me: .....
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"Not everything that steps out of line, and thus 'abnormal', must necessarily be 'inferior'."
- Hans Asperger (1938)