well i wouldn't fit in with the preps, football nuts (jocks), chav's or chavettes (council house and violent), inbetweeners (not too popular, not too unpopular, just right!), losers (usually into rock and always being pulled up by year head, smoking by age 15), posers (oh my gawd), scene and emo (tried but epic failed), girlie girls (wow, painful to let little first years down). i have to be friends with someone on my own intellectual level and have the same humour as me (Monty Python, mock the week, QI, the big bang theory), they have to understand what ''the cake is a lie'' means or just understand the origins, blonde hair unless natural is a big no-no so are extensions, must like science and English, like coldplay and be a nice person. i have 2 friends who fit the categories pretty well, and another not so much. so that's all i need to have a friend, not too hard, right?