I do have a myspace, I don't hate it, I do hate the way people act tough over it, and I hate the certain TYPES of people. Thus....
ArchTypes of MySpace
Please Comment My Pix = This person will beg and plead for comments on pictures that are almost always the same, high conntrast, or black and white with the bow or cigarette in their hand the same color.
I Got SoOo Trashed = This person is usually talking about how they "went upstate and got totally trashed" and because I didn't want to hear about your dumb time puking and sleeping, here are a few pictures of your "friends" puking on you and then drawing on your face with a sharpie
Binary Hottie = This person doesn't exist, she's an advertisment, mostly for porn or for other people to friend request you for other advertisments. And for some reason, one alluring photograph makes at least 12 "sexy" comment this person with quotes like "dayumn babe" or "hit me up honey"
The Promoter = Person who promotes crap like myspace trackers and is not phished/hacked OR believes that when he is phished/hacked that it is just the myspace tracker working, and that you should try it too.
The Bloodthirsty Typist = He will come after you, he hates your guts and he made your ex cheat on you and he's going to make your life a living hell but first he has to do the dishes, clean his room and finish up his paper mache project for the 1st grade science fair. This person types tough and thrives on making you paranoid, when really this person lives in the suburbs. Nice family too
Last but not least
Everybody's Best Friend = Usually has more friends than Tom, makes his or her own "whoring*" programs and will tell you to add [person] because he is awesome
*whoring software is a lil program that you put in user names and it adds everyone whos on there to everyone else's friend list, somewhat dangerous if made improperly