My Favorite Song

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White and Nerdy by "Weird Al" Yankovich



They see me mowin' my front lawn
I know they're all thinkin' I'm so white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Can't ya see I'm white and nerdy
Look at me, I'm white and nerdy

I wanna roll with the gangstas
But so far they all think I'm too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
I'm just too white and nerdy
Really really white and nerdy

First in my class here at MIT
Got skills, I'm a champion at D&D
M.C. Escher, that's my favorite M.C.
Keep your forty I'll just have an Earl Gray tea

My rims never spin, to the contrary
You'll find that they're quite stationary
All my action figures are cherry
Stephen Hawking's in my library

My MySpace page is all totally pimped out
Got people beggin' for my top eight spaces
Yo, I know pi to a thousand places
Ain't got no grills but I still wear braces

I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise
I'm a wiz at Minesweeper, I could play for days
Once you see my sweet moves you're gonna stay amazed
My fingers movin' so fast I could set the place ablaze

There's no killer app I haven't run (run)
At Pascal, well, I'm number one (one)
Do vector calculus just for fun
I ain't got a gat, but I got a soldering gun (what)

Happy Days is my favorite theme song
I could sure kick your butt at a game of ping-pong
I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on
I'm fluent in Javascript as well as Klingon
(here's the part I sing on)

They see me roll on my Segway
I know in my heart they think I'm white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Can't ya see I'm white and nerdy
Look at me, I'm white and nerdy

I'd like to roll with the gangstas
Although it's apparent I'm too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
I'm just too white and nerdy
How'd I get so white and nerdy?

I've been browsin', inspectin'
X-Men comics you know I collect 'em
The pens in my pockets I must protect 'em
My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored

Shoppin' online for deals on some writable media
I edit Wikipedia
I memorized Holy Grail really well
I can recite it right now and have you ROTFLOL
I got a business doin' websites
When my friends need some code, who do they call?
I do HTML for 'em all
Even made a home page for my dog

Yo, I got myself a fanny pack
They were havin' a sale at The Gap
Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap
Pop, pop, hope no one sees me gettin' freaky

I'm nerdy in the extreme and whiter than sour cream
I was in A/V Club and Glee Club and
even the Chess Team

The only question I ever thought was hard
Was "Do I like Kirk or do I like Picard?"
Spend every weekend at the Renaissance Fair
Got my name on my underwear

They see me strollin', they laughin'
And rollin' their eyes cause I'm so white and nerdy
Just because I'm white and nerdy
Just because I'm white and nerdy
All because I'm white and nerdy
Holy cow, I'm white and nerdy

I wanna bowl with the gangstas
But, oh well, it's obvious I'm white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
I'm just too white and nerdy
Look at me, I'm white and nerdy

haha,i LOVE that song!!!its so funny!

It's a good song. I'd like it more if I wasn't seeing it EVERYWHERE! People who aren't nerdy at all have it on their MySpace profiles. So I'm more sick of it than I should be...

My favorite song's "Opticon" by Orgy. Lyrics aren't so good, but I absolutely love everything besides them.

I prefer the original by Chamillionaire, but I'm over it now, kinda got sick of it.

Favorite song would have to be Rainman - Soul Fire

I have way too many songs to be favorites but one like really like is "In the Air Tonight" by Phil Collins. It's so moody!

God only knows, by The Beach Boys

"Africa" by Toto and "Kiss From a Rose" by Seal.

Favorite song right now would have to be Mother******=Redeemer by godspeed you! black emperor.

No lyrics, just an awesome string/ambient arrangement.

"You Can't Hurry Love" by Phil Collins and "Smooth Operator" by Shade.

"Nemesis" by Arch Enemy.

My favourite tunes a remix, its by armin van buuren and its 24 - the longest day of my life (trance remix), its a brill song to dj

"Ready Steady Go" by Paul Oakenfeld is another favorite of mine.
It usually plays in my head whenever I am nervous or when someone is speaking to me in an angry tone of voice. Said song prompts me to get my ass out of that person's presence so that I cannot deal with the speaker.

i don't like paul okenford anymore but i used to

99 Luftballoons (In German)
Piano Man
Scenes from an Italian Restaurant
You Spin Me Right Round
Let's Go
etc...