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aspie48
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Joined: 19 Mar 2011
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Location: up s**t creek with a fan as a paddle

11 Jun 2011, 7:48 pm

I saved the snails from blasphemous pudding with several raccoons tails hung on the wall and framed with ivory which was fake to save the elephants which eat 14 pounds of leaves from a special tree in Antarctica which is the world highest elevated continent so the penguins can only live at low altitudes near the sea but humans can't drink seawater like penguins can it will make one puke which is easy to clean up if you puke in the toilet but it decays your teeth which will smell nasty and people will avoid you then you will become depressed and be at greater risk for robbing vending machines which may fall if you tip them to get the candy and then you will go to the hospital where they will pump your stomach and you will have to take painkillers at the risk of becoming addicted which is not fun because it is bad and there is a worm in a paper somewhere in my neighborhood dogs molesting brave base jumping ants while PROVING THAT AUTISM IS CAUSED BY VACCINES i ate marshmallows off a baseball bat on thursday which was a very hot day so i also wore an undershirt it is comfortable and can be easily torn into.