08 Oct 2013, 6:31 pm
My mom and I decided to take the dogs, Stan and Lumpus, on a walk. After having a hassle with a lady who was also walking her dog when Stan pulled out of the collar and charged her dog we proceeded on. On the way home it was worse my mom and I switched dogs, I now had Lumpus connected to my bike, my mom went ahead 100 yards to give Lumpus distance to run, and I started him moving I got up to 10 miles per hour and he went to the left of my mom I went to the right. Can you see how I came to a stop? My bike fell to the side. I never thought that a dog could be so stupid!! It is funny 20 minutes later but not at the time! 
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08 Oct 2013, 8:23 pm
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I never wanted dogs but my dad thought he knew better, I wanted a cat, or something that doesn't bark or jump. 
I did finally get my cat. 
12 Oct 2013, 7:07 pm
My dogs howl all night 
But I like them 
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12 Oct 2013, 10:07 pm
I hate mine. He barks at nothing and paws on everything. He pees in the middle of the street when I walk him. He also tries to poop in the middle of the street, and I have to yank him along and walk quickly so he doesn't do exactly that.
Oh, did I mention that I make him go to the bathroom before we leave the house? That damn dog. 
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12 Oct 2013, 10:10 pm
Lots and lots of training. He does do his business, but he saves some of it for the road, too.
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12 Oct 2013, 10:13 pm
Lots and lots of training. He does do his business, but he saves some of it for the road, too.
maybe a doggiediaper would be good to have on hand.
12 Oct 2013, 10:43 pm
Oh, did I mention that I make him go to the bathroom before we leave the house? That damn dog.
Sounds like a sad life.
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12 Oct 2013, 11:08 pm
Oh, did I mention that I make him go to the bathroom before we leave the house? That damn dog.
Sounds like a sad life.
Nah, he's spoiled rotten. Other than those little things, he's a pretty well-behaved dog. Never pulls on the leash, gentle around small children, great with any cat.
I just don't like dealing with him.
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12 Oct 2013, 11:12 pm
My dog's alright, but sometimes he can keep my mom up with his constant barking. I'm downstairs, so I can't hear it. But dammit, something needs to be done....
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