"All we ask for is a simple offering of partying as proof of your conformity."
"Partying and conformity...oh, you'll find plenty of both down there." -Takes out sword and points it at his neck- "You barge into this web site, you insult our webmaster, you threaten my fellow aspies with discomfort and death! (Of our culture.)"
"You guys are so weird! This is madness! No one threatens me, I have too many friends at MySpace!"
"Madness?" -Turns to (insert female WP member here, who nods)- "THIS....IS...WRONGPLANET!" -Kicks down into da pit-
"AAAAAAGH!" -Fade to black-
"ASPIIIIIIES! THIS...IS WHERE WE ARGUE! THIS...IS WHERE THEY DIE! GIVE TO THEM, NO SOCIAL INTERACTIONS! BUT TAKE FROM THEM, ALL SOCIAL INTERACTIONS!"