I'm addicted to masturbation.

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30 Dec 2009, 7:03 am

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If it's true that only 90% percent of males masturbate then the remaining 10% is is worse shape than people with aspergers.


LOL! That was great.

As for the OP, I never worried about my habits, as it works better than any sleeping pill on the market.



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30 Dec 2009, 7:44 am

I have spent time thinking about masturbation, it's one of the safest and most pleasurable addictions one can get but most people want to quit. It just FEELS wrong even if it isn't...

It's an interesting puzzle.



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31 Dec 2009, 10:33 am

Ive been wanting to do that so much for the past week, but since ive had surgery near there, I havent bothered.

as for discussing the issue with parents, the best one to bring it up with would be your father (if you are still able to contact him or whatever. Ill tell a story just because Im pretty sure some other people may be able to relate to it.

back when I was in highschool, like sophmore year I think it was, I just turned 15 at the beginning of that school year, soo... lets just say I was over at my fathers house for the weekend. Well he went out for some smokes, and I wandered into his room and I grabbed a "magazine" from his stash. Well. I got caught, and all my dad said was he understands why I do it, and that at least Im dealing with the urges in a proper manner. He didnt yell at me or anything, in fact he laughed about it and its still a joke between us.


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31 Dec 2009, 1:47 pm

There's absolutely nothing wrong with it, and trying to quit w*king is ultimately an exercise in complete futility. --Enjoy your hand.


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31 Dec 2009, 2:29 pm

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I really am. I've been doing this since the beginning of the year, and I'm trying to kick the habit. If my parents found out, they'd either kill me (hyperbole) or castrate me. Or both. Any words of advice would be welcomed.

girls masturbate too, most people do, including your parents



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01 Jan 2010, 11:34 am

I usually work it to belly button fetish videos, which sadly, I'm addicted to as well.


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03 Jan 2010, 1:34 pm

How are you actually addicted? I find it very hard to give up breathing and I would suffer serious withdrawal symptoms if I did. Are you masturbating so much your hand is going septic or something?



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03 Jan 2010, 3:09 pm

masturbation is fine! do it till your hearts content. better into a tissue than your bedsheets right?
im a girl and i do it! XD



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03 Jan 2010, 4:29 pm

Masturbation is good for the soul.

I used to go at it a lot when I was as young as you, but you'll tone it down a bit as you get older.
I still do it and damn me to hell if I ever stop for what ever reason, it feels good, it's natural and you want to do it, so do it.
But don't make it into a hobby as you grow older, prioritize other things, + the longer you wait the better it will feel, just a tip.

The part with your parents getting cross with you for doing it I cannot understand, if they would get angry with me I'd return the favor. Masturbation is not a sin or anything of that kind, it's just sexual and nature, and we're part of both.

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03 Jan 2010, 9:05 pm

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Hector wrote:
Don't stop masturbating. And do not try to substitute sex for masturbation, either. Even if you find a girlfriend she will not always be up for it whenever you are.


That's right. The nice thing about your hand is it's ALWAYS in the mood.


And the other thing is, the OP is 15 years old. If he finds a girl, there is a good chance she would be cool with him groping boobs and making out and stuff, but not going any further. Eventually this will one day lead to blue balls, and blue balls are no fun at all.

Once that happens, you need to be comfortable enough with your "habits" to be able to tell a girl "look, if you're not going to help me out here that's cool, but I'm going to need to roll to the restroom real quick and take care of this, because my balls hurt to a degree you could not possibly comprehend". There is no other solution.


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06 Jan 2010, 2:50 am

amazon_television wrote:
And the other thing is, the OP is 15 years old. If he finds a girl, there is a good chance she would be cool with him groping boobs and making out and stuff, but not going any further. Eventually this will one day lead to blue balls, and blue balls are no fun at all.


You know what........ that wouldn't give me the blue balls feeling at all. I'd be just fine. And you know why? Cuz I'm a freak.



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06 Jan 2010, 10:21 am

SoulcakeDuck wrote:
Masturbation is good for the soul.



In that case I am a very spiritual person.



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06 Jan 2010, 10:58 am

FHM (For Him) magazine did a reader survey a couple of years back, and the results were that their readers masturbated an average of 3-4 times a week. Now consider that the average age of the readers would be 18-30+, and next to none of them would still be in puberty. Hell, when I was still in puberty I managed 5x a day on a couple of occasions. Now I'm in my 30s my libido is quite noticably declining, so it's becoming less than 3-4 times a week (and my dad who's in his 60s, occasionally gets me to fix his computer, and still hasn't worked out how to clear his browser history, is still checking out porn websites regularly).

You can't blame nature for it's creatures doing what is natural, which is ensuring the progression of the species. Historically human males have had a pretty short life expectancy after puberty, what with so much of our history books being filled with wars and the like. Is it any surprise that we have developed as a species, so that the males are damn horny as soon as they're capable of breeding, so they can pass on their genes before they're shipped off to go and fight somewhere?

If your parents got a male puppy that was in puberty they'd either have to put up with it humping the furniture/people's legs, or get it neutered. Your parents can't get you neutered, so they should just be glad you're not humping the furniture (You aren't humping the furniture are you?).


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13 Jan 2010, 2:54 am

Your 15, of course your beating off that much. Your probably going through puberty.



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13 Jan 2010, 3:17 am

I want to go through puberty...
Those were the days young, energetic and hornier than Cerberus molten pecker.



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13 Jan 2010, 3:41 am

Can you define addiction, OP? As in, how often? This might sound a bit creepy I suppose but if it's less than 5 times a day I do not see it that much of a problem especially considering the other post's in this thread.