This article is great, its about neurotypical syndrome
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Neurotypical_syndrome
"...Another highly visible symptom is that of their ritualistic activities, such as the rote utterance of phrases of little apparent meaning, particularly in social contexts. Typically, NTs involved in such "conversation" will exchange memorized stock phrases related to things such as the weather or the feelings of themselves and others, showing no interest whatsoever in the responses unless they do not fit the expected pattern, in which case the NTs will be offended by, or ironically, consider the person to make the comment mentally deficient. Other common ritualistic activities include, but are not limited to, excessive use of body language, incoherent shouting and monkey-like vocalizations, (particularly when inebriated in the presence of a pack of fellow NTs) and the obsessive-compulsive performing of strange gestures and uttering of nonsensical phrases, often as part of a religious practice"
"...A few have been known to "recover", i.e. afer exhibiting neurotypical behavior for much of their lives they suddenly decide to become Aspies normal members of society. Thankfully our scientists are looking for a cure as we speak. Hopefully this dreadful disease can be stopped. so far the only way to cure it is with reapepted beatings and if it contuines, euthnasia or mercy killing to end their suffering and the suffering they cause those around them"
"...A dangerous faction of self-described NT sufferers have begun to learn to use computers and are demanding tolerance for their defective neurological wiring, which after all, is the wiring of most people. Even some NT sufferers who allegedly party every day are still able to use a keyboard and make a good case for acceptance of NT syndrome. The (nutty) position the movement considers most fundamental is that NT is not a disease, syndrome or disorder at all, but simply a way of being, part of their personality."