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CockneyRebel
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17 Aug 2024, 8:04 pm

Dear CR,

Stop writing love letters to members who won't come back.

You know who. Don't play dumb.


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22 Aug 2024, 7:28 pm

Wherever you are, I hope you’re okay.


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15 Oct 2024, 6:02 am

To ornery old Dennis who lives in my building,

No wonder you've been nowhere and done nothing. Nobody wants you in their country.

The world worn transvestite who wears hats that look like German helmets


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24 Oct 2024, 8:36 am

Dear Uncle Sam

You are approaching an important fork in the road (I think you know what I'm talking about). Please choose wisely, both for your own sake and the world's. I'm rooting for you.



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06 Nov 2024, 9:29 am

Bustduster wrote:
Dear Uncle Sam

You are approaching an important fork in the road (I think you know what I'm talking about). Please choose wisely, both for your own sake and the world's. I'm rooting for you.


Deep heavy sigh. Can't say what I think on here as it would be against Haven rules. Let's just say I'll be drinking tonight, and not in celebration.