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04 Apr 2019, 5:51 pm

When I die I want my ashes spread around a tree so a dog can piss on me too, just like Frieda Claxton from The Golden Girls.



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04 Apr 2019, 6:17 pm

THEY SAY THAT THE PAIN DURING LABOR IS SO INTENSE

THAT A WOMAN CAN ALMOST IMAGINE WHAT A MAN FEELS LIKE WHEN HIS FISH GETS AWAY!! !


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04 Apr 2019, 6:34 pm

I accidentally stepped on a snail today :oops: :cry: .



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04 Apr 2019, 6:36 pm

NO


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04 Apr 2019, 6:39 pm

I know I will die eventually, and my life and my death will be meaningless. :shrug:



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04 Apr 2019, 6:43 pm

MINE ALREADY IS :D


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04 Apr 2019, 6:45 pm

I just hope I live long enough to see the USA fall apart. Yeah, I said it. I hate my country.



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04 Apr 2019, 10:49 pm

The USA will not collapse in my lifetime.



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05 Apr 2019, 1:02 am

^^^mebbe not, but you may wish it did.



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05 Apr 2019, 1:04 am

i'm a failure in all aspects of my life.


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05 Apr 2019, 1:07 am

i'd rather think about other things.



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05 Apr 2019, 5:26 am

Raleigh wrote:
Why wait for a storm?
Just go stand under a widow maker gum tree.

You won't be surprised to learn that these are native to Australia. You got all the dangerous s**t, I'm surprised any

of you are left alive.



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05 Apr 2019, 6:16 am

TW1ZTY wrote:
I know I will die eventually, and my life and my death will be meaningless. :shrug:


You should dabble in Existentialism. Life is meaningless in the sense that it doesn't add up... for anyone. The fact is that you're here now and a lot of emphasis is placed on going with your feelings rather than over analysis. Quite the opposite of classical western philosophy in some ways.
"Existentialism for Dummies" is actually a good start. Also Sartre is quite accessible (I find)' Kirkegaard isn't.


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05 Apr 2019, 6:29 am

The game of life is hard to play
I'm gonna lose it anyway
The losing card I'll someday lay



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05 Apr 2019, 6:35 am

I used to enjoy playing “The Game of Life” as a kid.



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05 Apr 2019, 4:35 pm

How about the "Game of Thrones"?

:king: :queen: