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27 Feb 2018, 9:55 pm

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I've had "accidents in my pantaloons" a few times this year.


If I had a penny every time I sharted , I would have a lot of pennies :roll:


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27 Feb 2018, 11:24 pm

I'm going to see a band called Death by Carrot this weekend.

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28 Feb 2018, 7:20 am

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I'm going to see a band called Death by Carrot this weekend.

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Carrot‐Juice Addiction Cited in Briton's Death


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28 Feb 2018, 2:17 pm

I must apologise for not providing any carrots of death in this video :jester: The Knights of Camelot have, however, been versed in the secret knowledge of the speed of an unladen swallow:



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28 Feb 2018, 2:59 pm

When i think of death, the first thing that pops into my mind is King Theodens speech outside Minas Thirith:


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28 Feb 2018, 3:58 pm

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I must apologise for not providing any carrots of death in this video :jester: The Knights of Camelot have, however, been versed in the secret knowledge of the speed of an unladen swallow:



I'd get my favourite colour wrong too 8)


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28 Feb 2018, 4:49 pm

SaveFerris wrote:
Booyakasha wrote:
I must apologise for not providing any carrots of death in this video :jester: The Knights of Camelot have, however, been versed in the secret knowledge of the speed of an unladen swallow:



I'd get my favourite colour wrong too 8)


ROFL I'd probably get everything wrong :lol:

I'm not sure whether this merits this thread's subject, but there is some stoning in it, and I reckon that the most probable outcome of stoning is death, well usually it is:



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28 Feb 2018, 4:57 pm

SaveFerris wrote:
kraftiekortie wrote:
I've had "accidents in my pantaloons" a few times this year.


If I had a penny every time I sharted , I would have a lot of pennies :roll:


I've had Crohns Disease for 45 years... I take these things in my stride... quite literally, as it happens.


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28 Feb 2018, 5:10 pm

Trueno wrote:
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kraftiekortie wrote:
I've had "accidents in my pantaloons" a few times this year.


If I had a penny every time I sharted , I would have a lot of pennies :roll:


I've had Crohns Disease for 45 years... I take these things in my stride... quite literally, as it happens.


:lol: it's not nice to be scared of farting :(


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16 Mar 2018, 2:00 pm

Empty handed I entered the world.
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16 Mar 2018, 2:00 pm

I pondered Buddha’s teaching
a full four and eighty years.
The gates are all now
locked about me.
No one was ever here –
Who then is he about to die,
and why lament for nothing?

Farewell!

The night is clear,
the moon shines calmly,
the wind in the pines
is like a lyre’s song.
With no ‘I’ and no other

who hears the sound?

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19 Mar 2018, 11:19 am

There lays a world beyond our own,a world which is far away,very close and invisible.And it is there where God lives and the dead reside,the ghosts and the Saints,a world where everything has happened and everything is known.
This world speaks.
It has its own language.

Maria Sabina
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19 Mar 2018, 11:47 am

Maria Sabina sounds like she was off her trolley on mushrooms :alien:


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