Say something positive about yourself.

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I can fart the theme song to baywatch.

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I refuse to quit, in spite of everyone in this country investing in companies that outsource to slave labor, stealing jobs from qualified americans all to improve the illusion of having a "sound" portfolio.

My gut is more efficient than an air bag and can double as a bag seat if someone accidentally mistakes me for one.

I've let people down before, but I always try to be a good friend.

I made it through last year. Happy new year everyone.

I have great hair.

Over the past few days I haven't been as constipated as I normally am.

My farts haven't caused anyone to pass out today, yet.

I can braid my nose hair.

Despite my difficulties, I am awesome and I love myself

I am good with computers. though I realized it after the fact, I was able to think of multiple scenarios of where a job interview question would apply and the solutions. Even though I didn't think of it during the interview I realized it on the drive home.

I recycle.

I can help 3 other adults to seesaw, at the same time.

I got myself a $1900 a semester scholarship to play in my school orchestra, and I have not managed to screw up because of it, barely. One semester to go. Alonsy!

I stay up all night, every night, when it's cold, to tend the wood stoves, to keep my wife and children (human and non) warm and comfortable while they sleep.

During these nights I take the dogs out every 3 hours so my aging rescue, suffering from kidney failure, can relieve herself, and so that the others don't feel slighted. During the warm nights I set the alarm for every 3 or so to provide for our aging rescue.

I do this simply because I love, and it's something I can do as an expression of my love. They will likely never realise the why, because if it were just me, I would content myself with my warm wool blankets and my sleeping bags, and perhaps an electric blanket on low setting (more than enough for a single person. and then use the stoves only when I needed. But because they are here, I do this. I want them to be comfortable. I want them to rest warmly and safely. So I do it.