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02 Aug 2006, 6:56 pm

168. Spend more time at the office. Who knows, you may end up with a raise or a promotion!

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03 Aug 2006, 10:10 am

169. Go and buy warm, freshly cooked, cinammon donuts and eat them whilst they're still burning your fingers.. sooo goood. Or maybe it's just me..

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03 Aug 2006, 10:28 am

Astarael wrote:

169. Go and buy warm, freshly cooked, cinammon donuts and eat them whilst they're still burning your fingers.. sooo goood. Or maybe it's just me..

170) Pay this guy a dollar to lick his warm cinammony, sugar glazed fingers.

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171) Its a chic not a guy make that she pays me $1

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03 Aug 2006, 5:05 pm

172. Let yourself cry when you feel like it.

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03 Aug 2006, 9:19 pm

173. Join a self-help group. If you can't find one, start one.

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04 Aug 2006, 1:00 am

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14. Going to a shooting range. Take that, you paper bastards!

What do you mean paper?

I used to shoot paper targets, but they don't bleed enough (bad taste joke - appolgies to any greenies / vegans)

174. Go out in the bush looking for some cute furry/feathered critters
shoot them
cook and eat.

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04 Aug 2006, 4:35 am

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171) Its a chic not a guy make that she pays me $1

Steal all the $1 coins back and put them all in a large pot (because there will, of course, be a fair amount of these coins) and then make a rainbow and stick it somewhere with the pot of gold underneath and go searching for the pot of gold at the end of a rainbow! :wink:

Yes, I am crazy

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04 Aug 2006, 6:25 am

176. Take a cruise to an exotic locale to forget your troubles.

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04 Aug 2006, 6:24 pm

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177. If you long for some excitment and nightlife, pack your bags and head to Las Vegas for a long weekend.

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05 Aug 2006, 3:07 am

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147. What you can't change, accept.

177. What you can't change, explode. :p

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05 Aug 2006, 7:08 am

179. Go to a jazz club and get lost in the music.

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05 Aug 2006, 4:51 pm

180. Blow something up.

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05 Aug 2006, 5:41 pm

181. Sleep on your heartaches, because things always look better in the morning.

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06 Aug 2006, 6:43 am

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182. If you believe that you will recover from a setback in your life, you will. On the other hand, if you think that you won't, you probably are right.

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06 Aug 2006, 7:02 am

183) Instead of reading that great book you saw on Oprah remember
" ignorance is bliss", change channels to Jerry Springer! Jerry ! Jerry!

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06 Aug 2006, 7:15 am

84. Talk to anyone on the computer.

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