Dear "You"...From "Me"-Letters Unsent

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Dear quizilla,
YOU SUCK!! !
I used to think you were cool, but that was when quizilla search actually worked, as well as tags home. Then you really screwed up quizilla search, and you've done something to tags home as well! When I've finally found the tag I want, and I go to view whatever quizzes, poems or stories have that tag, I should be able to view what's on the pages other than the 1-50 results on page one! When I go to page two I should not see 1-50 of 1000 or whatever results, I should see 51-100 of 1000 results! And finally, when a user deletes their account, WHY do you delete their creations as well? Youthink still keeps creations after whoever has deleted their account, why can't you? A while ago I found a story that I really liked, it wasn't really finished so that's why I wanted to find it and see how it ended, that's why I wasted so much time with google search and then your crappy quizilla search, only to find that whoever wrote it deleted their account, and so the story was gone too! It was a very good story, and an original story too, not one of those annoying InuYasha/Naruto/Gerard Way/Draco Malfoy fanfictions that clog up your site, and which I had to crawl through in order to find the damn story (have I mentioned it has been deleted?) Honestly, whenever someone deletes their account, surely there must be somewhere you can put them without deleting them!
Yours sincerely,
An ex-fan.

Dear self,

No more tequila. Ever. Other liquor is fine, but tequila always seems to end in bad things. Also, no more reckless binge drinking. You make an ass of yourself and you break things. That wasn't your cabinet door that you kicked through, and those weren't your cars that you left dents in. It is your hand that now hurts like hell, but let that be a lesson to you. Stick to other things that improve your mood, alcohol is nothing more than a "safe" version of Russian roulette. Most of the time, you're a "funny" / "fun" drunk (according to others,) every so often you flip out and break things, and likely scare the s**t out of people.

Dear everyone who I hate,



Thats better isn't it?

From Tom.

Dear rich peple with more money than they can spend,

You never did learn to share.

Yours faithfully,
Tom.

Dear... erm, somebody.

Could I have your pizza please? Thanks a lot!

Sincerely, Tim V.

Dear People Who Constantly Say JGOI* (or some varation),

I don't get it. I mean, I don't want to cause a fight or anything, but I really don't get it, and I'm kind of curious. Isn't it hypocritical to say just get over it again and again? I mean, if you can't get over them not getting over it, then why should they get over it? It seems pointless... I'm really confused. It doesn't make sense to me.

Sincerely,
Heather

(*JGOI = Just get over it (the just seems to be optional).)

Dear people that carry on silly little fights / crusades in public,

I don't give a crap. We get it. You don't like ________.

-shadexiii

Dear Tequila,

It may not seem this way with my rebellious nature and the adrupt change in my personality, but I really do appreciate the help that you've given me. I wish you luck for your future, and I hope that you find what you're looking for.

Good bye, Tequila.

I might not be around to see your next post.

Dear Rapist,

I HATE you...I hope you get what you deserve...


-SpaceCase

Dear homophobes:
Get over the fact that there are gay people. Being mean to them just makes you look like a p***y and a dumbass.
-Sophie

Dear all MTV worshippers.

I WILL PHRAG YOU!! !! !

Sincerely,You phail.

Dear WP members who have a bad life,

What is with you all?

From, RedMage.

Dear Redmage,


I find your question amusing considering the number of threads you wrote not so long ago, about your bad life. Maybe you should learn some tolerance.