CornerPuzzlePieces wrote:
JacktardedJake wrote:
You don't need to do this. It's not worth it. PLEASE DON'T KILL YOURSELF!
Explain to me why there is a fork in the road if you can't use it? Life is about taking the branch that lets you keep on living, but when you have amassed a tree full of branches you begin to wonder if the trunk is really where you belong after all/.
Because it's dirty. And probably bent from bean run over. Go get a clean fork.
If you do suicide successfully you
will be out of options. You will never have any other option again, you will be stuck forever with that.
Also, it can adversely affect your reincarnation application. They can ask you if you've ever committed suicide for up to 7 lifetimes.
You definitely don't want to come back as an Autistic worm.
The other worms will never accept you and you cant suicide cuz you got no fingers to shoot a gun, or a brain to shoot,
And you'd just slime out of a noose and plop on the floor.
You're only chance would be to get the attn of a fisherman.
Birds are no help because you'd have to get up so damn early just to get eaten.
Plus it'd take ya a WEEK to leap out in front of a car, sidewalks are huge for a worm just to get to the street.
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