NeoPlatonist wrote:
Well here I am bearing really good coffee! Because of bad depressive episodes all semester, I am hopelessly behind in all my classes and in danger of loosing my scholarships. I have no close friends here at school, and besides my parents, no real meaningful relationships at all. My peers and coworkers despise me. I'm the theater design wunderkind here right now and all my classmates want to see me take a nasty fall and, at the rate I'm going with my design project, they won't be disappointed. I have few prospects for summer work and I am getting further and further in debt. GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !
That felt good.
Coffee. Good. I'll bring some bottles of Jack so we can have Irish coffee at the pity party. I'll also bring a Sharpie so that I can put an X on the hands of all American members under 21 so that it's legal.
I hate weekends. I have no friends or even acquaintances to hang out with at college during them. I should be preparing for finals but here I am on WP because the prospect of studying on a nice weekend would be just too depressing.
Keep bringing stuff, we want this to be an awesome party.
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I will befriend the friendless, help the helpless, and defeat... the feetless?