02 Jun 2007, 8:30 pm
hartzofspace
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02 Jun 2007, 8:30 pm
Sedaka
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02 Jun 2007, 8:35 pm
sunnycat
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03 Jun 2007, 6:09 am
Happy birthday! 
03 Jun 2007, 6:29 am
I'm 19 too. I must have had ten pints last night. Anyway, I'm not sure this helps much but we try our best here.
03 Jun 2007, 6:42 am
In view of Tequila's inebriated state, the fact that I'm Australian, and Sopho needs some cheering up, I present the Philosopher's Song!
Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
Who was very rarely stable.
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
Who could think you under the table.
David Hume could out-consume
Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel,
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel.
There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach ya
'Bout the raising of the wrist.
Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed.
John Stuart Mill, of his own free will,
On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill.
Plato, they say, could stick it away--
Half a crate of whisky every day.
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle.
Hobbes was fond of his dram,
And René Descartes was a drunken fart.
'I drink, therefore I am.'
Yes, Socrates, himself, is particularly missed,
A lovely little thinker,
But a bugger when he's pissed.
hartzofspace
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Posts: 7,138
Location: On the Road Less Traveled
03 Jun 2007, 5:24 pm
In view of Tequila's inebriated state, the fact that I'm Australian, and Sopho needs some cheering up, I present the Philosopher's Song!
Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
Who was very rarely stable.
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
Who could think you under the table.
David Hume could out-consume
Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel,
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel.
There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach ya
'Bout the raising of the wrist.
Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed.
John Stuart Mill, of his own free will,
On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill.
Plato, they say, could stick it away--
Half a crate of whisky every day.
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle.
Hobbes was fond of his dram,
And René Descartes was a drunken fart.
'I drink, therefore I am.'
Yes, Socrates, himself, is particularly missed,
A lovely little thinker,
But a bugger when he's pissed.
03 Jun 2007, 6:29 pm
Hell-Fox
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Joined: 2 May 2007
Age: 41
Gender: Male
Posts: 128
Location: Oceanside, CA, United States
03 Jun 2007, 6:38 pm
Sigh I am turning 24 this year and I don't have much to show for it. 
Man they tell you of all the things you'll be doing as you get older, bah I'm 23 and I still haven't gotten any closer to any sort of career or any of that. Sorry, I guess I am not helping much by ranting on the thread 
. May those who make us think we will become astronauts when we were kids get cancer or something.
davesaint
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03 Jun 2007, 9:08 pm
03 Jun 2007, 9:51 pm
Thanks
