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11 Jan 2018, 1:25 pm

blackicmenace wrote:

It's not mass homicide since the smell of grass is essentially the grass crying out for help. At most you're a mass maimer.

The daisies all died though. Incidentally, screaming grass is one of my favourite smells.

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11 Jan 2018, 1:38 pm

Weird Al Yankovic----a great song satirist.

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11 Jan 2018, 1:46 pm

Me and some of my freinds do similair things.
One time a freind and I, on a rather miserable Duke of Edinbourgh trip, while walking through nearly knee deep mud in the rain with wait-a-whiles clinging to us and the threat of gimpy-gimpy in the enviromenr, remixed the beat of the adams family theme aong to the words "Drink some bleach"

Other things like this are
If you're sad and you know it slit your wrists
If you're sad and you know it slit your wrists
If you're sad and you know it and you really wanna show it if you're sad and you know it slit your wrists

If you're depressed and you know it shoot yourself
If you're depressed and you know it shoot yourself
If you're depressed and you know it and you really wanna show it if you're depressed and you know it shoot yourself.

It had a lot of verses. Among them are "hang yourself'', "drink some bleach", "cut your throat", "stab your guts" and many more.

Occasionly we would just make it freestyle songs featuring lyrics about suicide, depression and all the different ways to die trying to go on as long as you can. I think the longest I ever got was 11 minutes.

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11 Jan 2018, 1:48 pm

I'm glad you survived Agincourt.....

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11 Jan 2018, 5:58 pm

DancingQueen wrote:

Incidentally, screaming grass is one of my favourite smells.

Couldn't agree more. That and the joyous singing of plants when it rains (petrichor).

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11 Jan 2018, 6:01 pm

The Musings Of The Lost wrote:

I think the longest I ever got was 11 minutes.

You know, I feel kind of disappointed that I never thought to time myself now.

One of my favorites was "It's Beginning to Look A Lot Like F*** This" when Christmas-time was getting too stressful.

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12 Jan 2018, 4:37 am

LittleCoyoteKat wrote:

The Musings Of The Lost wrote:

I think the longest I ever got was 11 minutes.

You know, I feel kind of disappointed that I never thought to time myself now.

One of my favorites was "It's Beginning to Look A Lot Like F*** This" when Christmas-time was getting too stressful.

Oh thats good.
One of my christmas style songs (not made up by me, I heard it online)

Dashing through the snow
With a pair of broken ski's
Tryna find my knees
Crashing into trees

The snow is turning red
I think I'm almost dead
Now I'm in the hospital with stitches in my head, hey!

Its a funny song

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12 Jan 2018, 4:37 am

kraftiekortie wrote:

I'm glad you survived Agincourt.....

I was hoping someone would get that

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12 Jan 2018, 1:20 pm

LittleCoyoteKat wrote:

DancingQueen wrote:

Incidentally, screaming grass is one of my favourite smells.

Couldn't agree more. That and the joyous singing of plants when it rains (petrichor).

That seems to be a popular one although I can't really smell it

The Musings Of The Lost wrote:

LittleCoyoteKat wrote:

The Musings Of The Lost wrote:

I think the longest I ever got was 11 minutes.

You know, I feel kind of disappointed that I never thought to time myself now.

One of my favorites was "It's Beginning to Look A Lot Like F*** This" when Christmas-time was getting too stressful.

That's a good song :lol:

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20 Jan 2018, 9:30 pm

The Musings Of The Lost wrote:

LittleCoyoteKat wrote:

The Musings Of The Lost wrote:

I think the longest I ever got was 11 minutes.

You know, I feel kind of disappointed that I never thought to time myself now.

One of my favorites was "It's Beginning to Look A Lot Like F*** This" when Christmas-time was getting too stressful.

Bravo. I applaud.

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20 Jan 2018, 9:31 pm

DancingQueen wrote:

That seems to be a popular one although I can't really smell it

=0 :[ That sucks. It's a really nice smell.

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21 Jan 2018, 2:10 am

LittleCoyoteKat wrote:

DancingQueen wrote:

That seems to be a popular one although I can't really smell it

=0 :[ That sucks. It's a really nice smell.

I don't understand how.

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21 Jan 2018, 2:26 am

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21 Jan 2018, 2:36 am

^^^the above song was written by a real doctor, one Randy Hanzlick M.D. and the song was played on the Doctor Demento show, who of course was not a real doctor but did have an MFA in ethnomusicology.

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21 Jan 2018, 7:51 am

This is my go to depression song.

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21 Jan 2018, 8:55 pm

^^^^ :wtg:

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