Do you want to have monologue when you die?

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I certainly don't want one. The only person I can think of that would have anything good to say is my monther, and she drones on too much. Granted it's not like I'd fall asleep, but...

I'd problably say the wrong thing and piss every one off. Might not be a bad thing if I were doing it on purpose, but it'd really suck to to have people thinking "OMG, I can' believe he said that!" as I'm giving my final heart-felt farewells Problably make me feel like dieing.

If I was injured somehow and about to die, I would say something like "You idoit, quit staring at me and call an ambulance!"

Monologue in monotone topic

Yes, a monologue in a monotonous voice. Please record it and play it instead of one of those eulogies which are nothing but hypocritic pap.

The convicts giving their final statements always appealed to me; I don't know why.

you know how on movies they die right after they finish their speech, it would be funny if you finish your speech but didn't die

*on the gound dying*

Now I shall go to sleep. Goodnight.

*didnt die*

ummm......yeah....i will....

*pretends to die*

aughhhh....

*not dead*

.........Im dead you know.... go away!

*still not dead*

ok go get ambulance!

*on the gound dying*
Now I shall go to sleep. Goodnight.
*didnt die*
ummm......yeah....i will....
*pretends to die*
aughhhh....
*not dead*
.........Im dead you know.... go away!
*still not dead*
[Ahhh, f**k it, I'm going home. I'll try agian tomorrow.]

"I...I..." *dies*

I sort of like the idea of giving myself back to nature. Rather than be devoured by animals, though, I'd like to be buried beneath a tree.

I agree, that would be funny. Of course then we'd be denied the obligatory 'death gurgle' that movies do so well...