This time he's gone TOO far!! ! (My malicious brother)

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29 Mar 2009, 6:00 pm

Okaaaay, I think I'm going to die now. :(

My brother discovered only an hour ago something that I did the morning after our original fracas in retaliation to his leaving those bad numbers on the microwave. You see, that morning I found one of his favorite books, "Culture Jam", laying on the couch. So I thought I make a long lasting impression by writing a message on the bottom margin of each right hand page.
Repeating each word 8 or 9 times, I wrote:

"I may be psychotic (what he labeled me as the night before), but at least my..."
(I cannot type out the rest for fear of my brother reading this thread on his own computer. So let's just say I made a slanderous comment about his body and leave it at that)

Regardless, I sensed trouble brewing when he asked me where that book was...I said I didn't know, but he found it anyway on the stairs. Sensing impending bodily harm, I immediately gathered my socks, shoes and sweatshirt and went for a quick walk in the neighborhood. I wasn't there to see it, but I heard from dad that my brother was not pleased...he even said something about tearing me a new anus! But Dad was able to calm him down, and My brother merely contented himself by writing those 3 worst numbers to me on my bedroom wall! Nothing a wall poster can't cover up, but still, that's like a talisman that won't go away now.

I accept that what I did was as juvenile as my brother's reactions, but it's one of those things that I felt needed to be done at the time. I don't even know if I'll be able to ever sleep in my bedroom anymore, let alone pleasure myself there, ever again.

I'll keep you updated...

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02 Apr 2009, 12:07 am

Back, and thankfully, he seems to have calmed down some...over the past 3 days, he had been keeping me on my guard at all times, ready to randomly spout any sequence of bad numbers just to try and trigger a reaction out of me. I even had to use earplugs the first 2 night after that fracas to keep myself safe.

Well, at least some good did come out of this: I was really getting sick of him always pestering me for company every other night, because he gets bored easily. Well, thanks to what I did, he won't be doing that anytime soon, heh. :twisted:

Now, with that out of the way, I'll devote my attention to a new thread, about how I have yet another reason why I want my father to die! (gee, what a surprise, eh? :P )

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02 Apr 2009, 2:53 am

Zyborg wrote:
You need mental help.

I could theoretically govern your life with numbers.

6.


Also 23, 15, 6, 58. 8)



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02 Apr 2009, 2:22 pm

Asmodeus wrote:
Zyborg wrote:
You need mental help.

I could theoretically govern your life with numbers.

6.


Also 23, 15, 6, 58. 8)


HUT HUT HUT GO FOR IT! :lol:

Yeah, I know that was corny, but I couldn't resist. :P



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02 Apr 2009, 4:38 pm

I'd recommend DDR if you want to lose weight. Helped me stay thin when i played it anyway. Of course, that's only if you enjoy video games.



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02 Apr 2009, 4:46 pm

Zyborg wrote:
You need mental help.
I could theoretically govern your life with numbers.
6.
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06 Apr 2009, 7:58 pm

Dennis wrote:
I'd recommend DDR if you want to lose weight. Helped me stay thin when i played it anyway. Of course, that's only if you enjoy video games.


Oh yeah, I LOVE DDR! I always looked forward to when my family went to the Portland mall so I could dance to that game in the arcade, where it's meant to be played. ^_^



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08 Apr 2009, 9:52 am

have you considered liposucktion?
if not, i reccomend taking some pills, regardless to their legal status in your country.
some illigal drugs (cocaine, amphetamines, etc) have the side effect of a huge wheight drop (see lindsay lohan)


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08 Apr 2009, 10:53 am

how old are you...?



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10 Apr 2009, 6:17 pm

Kilroy wrote:
how old are you...?


Um, I'd rather not say...but I'm old enough to know what repression is like.

At least my brother is starting to treat me a little nicer now, in lieu of my 'suicide attempt' last night, heh. :P