Dear Granmother,
If you proceed to get drunk on whiskey and verbally abuse me all through christmas and New Years, so help me,
I WILL punch you. I don't care if you're 79 years old. I don't care that you're "stuck in your ways".
You ruined New Year 2009 for me with your drunken idiocy and your utter arrogence, smugness and refusal to back down from a stupid arguement.
If you pull that s**t again this year, I WILL PUNCH YOU.
I'm sick of constantly trying to talk you down rationally-you can't be reasoned with (especially when you're drunk) so if I slam my fist into your smug, egotisitcal face when you won't shut up with the verbal abuse, don't expect me to appologize.
You deserve it in the first place- I've been saving this punch all year.
Don't make me use it this,you alcoholic b***h.
Dear Reletives,
If you could go at least 1 hour without criticizing EVERYTHING about me, snooping around my bedroom, being drunken idiots or out-staying your welcome this year I won't murder you all in your sleep.
Kthanksbai
Dear Mom,
For once can we PLEASE not host the Christmas parties in our house?!
I'm sick of having to put up with your drunken friends, everyone criticizing me, the stress and the expectency from you to go along with your plans. what about what *I* want?
I just want a quiet Chistmas/New Year with no snooty reletives, no stress, no noise or invasions of privacy.
If it gets too much, I am locking myself in my room. do not expect me to come out.
I'm not being ant-social- you KNOW how much I hate parties and yet you insist every year on hosting them.
Please move it to someone else's house because I refuse to be the one who has to clean up your mess.
YEAR AFTER YEAR IT'S THE SAMN f*****g THING.
If you persist in frying my nerves, so help me, I will go f*****g mental.
Seriously!! !