I am a resplendent, holy being comprised entirely of light, glitter and the ever-burning rainbow-colored flames of all-encompassing love.
Oh, you wanted something real didn't you? Well, I'm nice enough, I've got a good work ethic and I've tested consistently well enough throughout my life to consider myself reasonably intelligent.
That, and my Holloween costume looks SO much better on me than I had anticipated, I am a BABE