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CockneyRebel
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20 Apr 2009, 4:21 pm

I respect other people who have disabilities, and I know better than to treat them like dogs.


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21 Apr 2009, 9:09 am

I'll probably be rich one day selling "Miracle Pills" that are really made from placebos and SweetTarts.



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22 Apr 2009, 1:49 am

If no one else will love me then I will just have to learn to love myself!

Despite battling depression, I am quite resilient.

I am an excellent leader.

My few friends enjoy my company.


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23 Apr 2009, 10:00 am

I am a good writer - mostly of fiction

I am a kind person who cares for others

I am pretty(ish)

I can usually make people laugh

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23 Apr 2009, 10:45 am

I am all of us combined and then some.


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23 Apr 2009, 11:28 am

Today the boys told me I'm the only girl in the class with common sense, LOL. Cos they were asking everyone, "If a horse was charging towards you and you couldn't get out of the way, but you had a gun, would you shoot the horse or let it kill you?" All the boys said they'd shoot it, and all the girls except me said they'd let it kill them, and I agreed with the boys. It's a basic survival instinct, and if it came down to it, I think anyone probably would, they just didn't want to be the one to say that out loud (that's my job :lol: ).

So yeah, I have common sense. Wahey. :D


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23 Apr 2009, 11:37 am

gina-ghettoprincess wrote:
Today the boys told me I'm the only girl in the class with common sense, LOL. Cos they were asking everyone, "If a horse was charging towards you and you couldn't get out of the way, but you had a gun, would you shoot the horse or let it kill you?" All the boys said they'd shoot it, and all the girls except me said they'd let it kill them, and I agreed with the boys. It's a basic survival instinct, and if it came down to it, I think anyone probably would, they just didn't want to be the one to say that out loud (that's my job :lol: ).

So yeah, I have common sense. Wahey. :D


Way cool, I would have shot it in lower part of it's chest/thigh making it collapse then gone over to it and b***h slapped it in the face followed by the question: "What the f**k is wrong with you? Who's chasing ya?" then I'd load the gun again, stepped over the horse and continued forward looking for the maddafakka who made me shoot it in the first place. 8)



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23 Apr 2009, 11:55 am

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I would have shot it in lower part of it's chest/thigh making it collapse


The trouble is, even if you just clipped it, the horse probably would end up getting put down afterward anyway, and would suffer in the meantime. If I had to, I'd blast it square on and say to it "sorry brother it was either you or me" before finishing it off as humanely as possible.

I would then proceed to eat the horse, because a.) at least it wouldn't go to waste, and b.) I've always wondered what horse tastes like. I'd prefer to also feed the unfortunate horse to some unfortunate people or something, but I think in the US there would be legal implications for doing something like that.


God, I don't even like horses but what a depressing scenario :lol:



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23 Apr 2009, 12:05 pm

Well your probably right, that pony would have bled to death anyways. *starts making bond fire for the horse meal* I'll try anything ones.



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23 Apr 2009, 12:17 pm

hahaha I can see myself roasting an entire horse on a gigantic spit, turning the crank while crying and blubbering like "I'm so sorry mr. pony, you led a good life and I'm sure you will be delicious and nourishing to many" as the horrified passersby call the police.



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23 Apr 2009, 12:44 pm

amazon_television wrote:
hahaha I can see myself roasting an entire horse on a gigantic spit, turning the crank while crying and blubbering like "I'm so sorry mr. pony, you led a good life and I'm sure you will be delicious and nourishing to many" as the horrified passersby call the police.


hahahahahaahahaha *thumbs up*



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23 Apr 2009, 8:21 pm

2 down 3 to go. for the ultimate in fire agate collection, 5 or 6 more days because you really can never have too many. there's no such thing



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12 May 2009, 7:24 pm

I like helping people
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13 May 2009, 10:07 pm

There isn't anything positive about me. :cry:



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27 May 2009, 9:59 pm

Through a series of highly successful card games, bets and tests of wits, I accumulated 7 souls.

And had the benevolence to return them to their owners.



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28 May 2009, 5:23 pm

i believe that there is good in everyone - thats a good thing
i would never let anyone down, im honest and sincere and never hurt people
even if im not good at talking to anyone else, i can talk to myself very well :D


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