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Dear Melbi and blue_bean may the both of you do well in each of your respected lives on a wholhearted & sincere basis as, I've said such..


Sincerely,
ProfessorX

Dear Synchronism,

How I love your ways?! You bring meaning to a universe otherwise drab and mundane. Are you related to Fortune? A product of Faith? Have you been called Providence? You crush the odds and order the space between. You create myth and reality and the great webs of circumference.

At your mercy,
- me

Dear Myself, I'm glad that I was able to get myself some exercisse despite the intense heat and 2nd, I'm thankful for, just enjoying my day and all..


Sincerely,
Me

Dear Robert,

Please becareful in all you're doing. You mean the World to me and I would be devastated if something bad ever happened to you.

Love Your Friend Always, TaupeyAna

Dear Office Whatever You're Supposed To Be,

Newsflash: Our timesheets are Sunday to Saturday. This does not change from week to week; it's been that way for well over a year. I work weekends as well as weekdays, because I have school, which means that I can't work as many hours as I need to otherwise.

I'm not entirely what's so hard to grasp about this. I cannot submit my timesheet on Friday, because I still work on Saturday. If I submit it Friday, I'm not recording the hours I work for Saturday. I can guess, but if something happens and my hours change, I'll have to retract my timesheet to correct it. By that time, my hours may all ready be entered into payroll, which means the company will either be paying me too much or too little, depending on the error. Here, I'll even speak your language for you: It's NOT THAT HARD to understand. See, I added random, pointlessly all caps words just to help your reading comprehension, since that's how you write.

Let's get something straight here: you're unnecessary. You were hired as a personal favor, because your business had issues with the economy. You stay at home in your pajamas all day and compare prices for plane tickets. You design business fliers which we have never once used in five years. You look at timesheets in order to prolong your hours, but you're not responsible for them. There is nothing you do that couldn't be done by a third-rate secretary with a meth addiction.

So get off your little passive aggressive horse. Your snarky little emails don't make me feel ashamed of being late with my hours or compel me to enter them in any faster; if anything, they just make me wonder if there's a way I can somehow add you to my spam list, since that's really all you're good for. You are insignificant, and you look stupid when you say to submit a week that isn't over.

So screw you.
Me

Dear Someone, it's come to my attention we were never friends as, I feel that even acquaintance would not be an appropriate to use either.In fact, I really don't know what we were/are to each other for that matter but, with great honesty & straightfforwardness I don't think it is right to keep going on kidding ourselves what the definition of friendship is therefore, I'm simply going to carry out a decision for you, in that I'll not continue to bore,annoy,.bother,pester, or even burden for that matter of thought.Honestly, I realise my social skills and my grammar & language skills are so inadequate that it's best to not make you feel that your somehow dealing with a mentally challenged 15 yrd old with the IQ of 70 or below.. Truthfully, I'm aware of my own flaws & imperfections as a human being though you never had seen me torment others about their's including yourself.Anywys, I best get to the end of this post so you shant waste anymore time with simply saying that, I shall remain diplomatic towards you while here on WP but, friendship I think has been put on hold..


Sincerely,
ProfessorX

To some of the younger people here,

I am not thrilled by your behaviour, that you've been displaying. Somebody is having a really hard time, right now, and he could really use a bit of help, from his fellow WP members. He's found something that he's always wanted here, and he's about to have it snatched away, by fate. How would you like it, if you've lost someone that you loved or who meant something to you, through some fatal disease?

You know who this is.

Dear (?) A,
What do you want from me?! What have I done to you, that you are so mean to me?! You are immature, irritating and am fed up with your childish envy. Why can't you let me be? Let me be myself, not somebody you want me to be. You will not possess me!

Dear M,
You don't care at all, do you.

Dear P-I-L,
You don't care at all too, right? What's the difference, huh?

Dear M&D,
Thank you.

Dear Myself, I often wonder what other people see me as in terms of the human being I am not just from observations made here on WP.Actually, I've often thought of asking people such a question but, it might seem absurd and pointless.Still, I'm always battling doubt about how I appear to others.Well, the only thing I can do is to simply relate toi others as best as possible regardless of things for, just being youself is more of a admirable trait than trying to be one of many persons on Orkut that was always obsessed about having a friends list of 400+ on it..
Lastly, I'm glad to be friends with CockneyRebel,Aimless,MissConstrue,jennyishere, and many others whom, I'm trying to establish a solid foundation of friendship with..

Snicerely,

ProfessorX

OK Synchronism,

I'm at your mercy. How could it be otherwise? But it took 6 months to build the courage to walk those three blocks and go up the elevator to the second floor and down the never ending hallway to Suite 205. 6 months! (Not to mention the 28 years prior.) That's grabbing the bull by the horns. And I didn't give up when the door was locked and the suite was in darkness. No, I rang the doorbell. Have you heard that bell? It doesn't stop buzzing. *bing bong* *bing bong* *bing bong* *bing bong* *bing bong* *bing bong* *bing bong* *bing bong* *bing bong* *bing bong* That's one buzzer push. One.

If it was fated that my presence be an absence. OK, for this week. You are warned I will go back next week.

Oh, and just in case you missed it I went twice! The first time I got lost . Forgive my lack of direction. But before walking all the way home to check the address on the internet I asked the attendant in the variety store in the lobby if he (he) knew The Well's address. He didn't. 'The Well' was clarified and explained as “the local lesbian & bisexual center”. Have you ever asked a man in their mid 20's were the local Lesbian Center is located? If you have then you may be able to help me recognize his facial expression.

On a side note. My spirits are not dampened.

Yours,
- Me

Dear Synchronism,

Perhaps you are not who the above post should be addressing. My assumption that it had to be a fated event could, of course, be in err. But seriously. What are the chances?

All the Best,
- Me

Dear whomever PM'd me,

Please creep this message. For some unknown reason your message pinged the notification system but did not show up in the inbox. Who are you? What did you have to say? Curiosity may have killed the cat but my curiosity is peaked; I'll take my chances.

Best,
- Me

P.S. Sorry, don't mean to hog this thread.

Sorry nansnic, It was me whom sent the pm simply wanted to comment on your interesting writing styrle..Sorry to have created such chaos..