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en_una_isla
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15 Aug 2006, 8:56 pm

248. Ask werbert to put his gun down, before you pat him on the back. :!:

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15 Aug 2006, 9:01 pm

Only if you put the leaves down

249. Peacefully resolve a hostage situation

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15 Aug 2006, 9:14 pm

250. Shoot a hostage in the head after it randomly stops following you for no apparent reason.

"Let's get the hell out of here!", my ass.

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15 Aug 2006, 9:19 pm

251. Threaten to shoot Vinzer for killing your hostage

252. Stop at the last moment, disarmed by his avatar's beautiful eyes.

253. Shoot Vinzer in the leg.

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15 Aug 2006, 9:21 pm

254. Shake vinzer so that he wakes up and realizes it was all a dream.

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15 Aug 2006, 9:29 pm

255) If shaking fails to wake up Vinzer try licking next.

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15 Aug 2006, 9:35 pm

256) Make a glass of ice tea with Werberts bath water give it to him and after
he takes a drink sing:

Me Chinese
Me play trick
me put pee pee
in your tea tea

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15 Aug 2006, 11:17 pm

I don't get it.

I drink urine every day. It's delicious.

257. Have a nice, tall, frosty glass of iced tea.

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16 Aug 2006, 3:39 am

258. Snuggle up with your old childhood teddy bear.

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16 Aug 2006, 9:31 am

259. Force yourself to do the dishes, because you know you'll feel better afterwards...

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16 Aug 2006, 10:45 am

260. Scream until your throat hurts

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16 Aug 2006, 4:56 pm

261. Anytime something good happens in your life, try to magnify it in your mind to make it seem even brighter.

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16 Aug 2006, 7:39 pm

262. Three words: Girl Scout Cookies. Mmmmm.

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16 Aug 2006, 8:05 pm

SolaCatella wrote:

262. Three words: Girl Scout Cookies. Mmmmm.

263) Three words: Girl Scout Moms. Mmmmm.

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16 Aug 2006, 8:15 pm

264. One word that is actually three: TheMachine1. I wish I knew how to quit you.

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17 Aug 2006, 3:57 am

Sometimes the best gain is to lose.
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265. Buy a new outfit in your favorite color.

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