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17 Aug 2006, 4:18 am

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264. One word that is actually three: TheMachine1. I wish I knew how to quit you.

266) Bottom line is... we're around each other an'... this thing, it grabs hold of us again... at the wrong place... at the wrong time... and we're dead.

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17 Aug 2006, 4:32 am

265. Forget your troubles by becoming a caregiver for a hospice patient.

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17 Aug 2006, 7:40 am

266. Pardon the death sentence of a spider that scares you and set it free outside.

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17 Aug 2006, 7:59 am

267. Clutch TM1's clothes to your body after he is done in by some of those Texas homophobes.

268. Kill DirtDawg's spider.

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17 Aug 2006, 9:32 am

269 change your whoeverannoyedyoulast moible langage to greek or turkish or another language.

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18 Aug 2006, 5:44 pm

270. Stop trying so hard to understand everything.

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19 Aug 2006, 8:13 am

271. Do you think your luck can't change? Look at what these people used to do for a living:
Warren Beatty—dishwasher
Ralph Lauren—tie salesman
Rod Stewart—grave digger

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19 Aug 2006, 8:38 am

272. Find a beautiful garden and take a stroll through it (if you can do so without being arested for trespassing).

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20 Aug 2006, 2:01 pm

Ways to Cheer Up Children:
Hug them
Listen to what they are saying
Reassure them
Set an example for them
Allow them to cry
Tell them it is okay to feel sad

273. Yes, there is a road to happiness, or at least a street with that name in Ohio!

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21 Aug 2006, 4:44 am

274. Fill up your emptiness in healthy ways.

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21 Aug 2006, 7:42 am

275. Let a lost soul in traffic go ahead of you, for no reason.

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21 Aug 2006, 12:01 pm

Stop wishing you had a pet volcano you could sick on people and forgive them.

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21 Aug 2006, 4:00 pm

277. Stop worrying about everything.

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21 Aug 2006, 4:42 pm

278. Start an impromptu sing-along.

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21 Aug 2006, 6:06 pm

279. Notice promptly when the sing along is over (fairly important) and present candy awards for everyone there.

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21 Aug 2006, 6:19 pm

280. Think of 10 ways your life could be worse, and then remember those things are not fact.

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