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SeaBright
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31 Aug 2006, 11:21 pm

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01 Sep 2006, 5:37 am

313. Go back to school for an advanced degree and lose yourself in your studies.


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01 Sep 2006, 9:01 am

I regret not posting in this thread for a while, and thus letting it be taken over by *ugh* positive thinking.

314. Take out a life insurance policy on someone you love, one that includes a double indemnity accidental death clause and makes you the beneficiary. Make sure that person dies "accidentally"



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01 Sep 2006, 9:56 am

315. Make a bomb and blow it of somewhere in the woods. I'm not kidding. It's a hell lot of fun. It's illegal in all Europe except for Switzerland. Makes it even funnier. 8)



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01 Sep 2006, 6:38 pm

316. Weed your garden, working outside will make you feel energized as well as in tune with nature.


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01 Sep 2006, 7:24 pm

311.Attack an emotionally frail person and watch them break.


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01 Sep 2006, 8:02 pm

318. Go to a practice session of a high school jazz band. Take a camera.


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02 Sep 2006, 7:18 am

319. Give yourself something that makes you feel sexy again.


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02 Sep 2006, 12:53 pm

320. Play on PSP/computer.


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02 Sep 2006, 12:55 pm

321. Talk to the voices in my head to find out how they are all doing!!


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02 Sep 2006, 6:08 pm

322. Pretend to be an emotionally fragile person, so that someone will attack you to watch you break. Shoot them.


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Music Theory 101: Cadences.
Authentic cadence: V-I
Plagal cadence: IV-I
Deceptive cadence: V- ANYTHING BUT I ! !! !
Beethoven cadence: V-I-V-I-V-V-V-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I
-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I! I! I! I I I


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02 Sep 2006, 6:17 pm

323. Talk to your significant other about your heartache.


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03 Sep 2006, 12:08 am

324. Go to the Antique Mall and buy something nice for yourself.



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03 Sep 2006, 12:48 am

Hug your proctologist (?!??)


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03 Sep 2006, 12:50 am

326. Make friends with a gynecologist in Beverly Hills.



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03 Sep 2006, 7:01 am

327. Get up early and go to bed late to ensure a sound night's sleep.


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