1,001 Ways to Cheer Yourself Up

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03 Sep 2006, 7:36 pm

328. Sleep extra on the weekends to make up for the sleep you'll lose by following MrMark's suggestion.



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03 Sep 2006, 7:39 pm

329. Dance the chicken dance. You can't look silly and feel sad at the same time.


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03 Sep 2006, 7:52 pm

330. After everyone laughs at you for doing the chicken dance in public, seek solace in a gallon of ice cream.

331. Do the chicken dance in the privacy of your own home.



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03 Sep 2006, 7:59 pm

Disappointments are to the soul what a thunderstorm is to the air.
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332. For the next hour pretend to be someone else.


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03 Sep 2006, 9:43 pm

333. Dance with a chicken.


334. Perseverate on the words "chicken" and "dance".


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03 Sep 2006, 9:46 pm

335. Think twice before making any huge confessions to friends.


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04 Sep 2006, 12:55 am

337. In your own home, with the shades drawn, dance to "It's Raining Men." (I don't care if that is a gay favorite, it's a great song.)



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04 Sep 2006, 6:59 am

338. Hum a cheery tune as you work around the house.


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04 Sep 2006, 7:15 am

339. *Insert Joke Here*



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04 Sep 2006, 7:34 am

340. Reserve the best table at your favorite restaurant.


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04 Sep 2006, 8:37 am

341. Smoke weed.



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04 Sep 2006, 8:50 am

342. Refrain from calling psychic hot lines. Put down that phone!


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04 Sep 2006, 9:08 am

343. Have a nice soak in a hot, toasty bath.



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04 Sep 2006, 9:15 am

344. Reserve the 5 best tables in your favorite restaurant in different names, then sit at the middle table. :)


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04 Sep 2006, 9:17 am

345. Post more things that cheer you up.


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04 Sep 2006, 11:09 am

346. Listen to a children's choir.


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