Dear Mrs. Ormend,
I still haven't stopped laughing. Thank you for making my day.
Granted, I know that what happened - half of the middle school falling asleep during the concert field trip, and then those seventh graders trashing and stealing from Kroger, thus forcing the police to be called - did not please you. The fact that your precious school was dirtied is probably appalling to you. And yet, it was so hysterically funny to me...mostly because you're not very bright, and you can't run the school (those stupid rules you added, plus the block schedule, and the inconsistent treatment of club supervisors).
So, even though it's been two years since I've stepped foot in your school, you have finally done something to make me happy. Thanks.
Sincerely,
Heather (The one who called you rude in front of everyone, you should remember that)
P.S. If you threaten my brother again - especially since he didn't do anything wrong, and I'll not that he wasn't even in Kroger - there will be serious problems. No one is allowed to pick on him but me, and I do enforce that claim strictly.
Dear Senora B.,
Sorry to dissappoint you, but I'm keeping my Spanish name as Lucia next year. I'll screw it up otherwise, and the rest of the class loves you getting it wrong since we get extra credit each time.
Just try not to slap me (especially my leg) next time. I know you did it playfully because you've done it to other students, and it wasn't hard or anything, but that was a little too close for comfort.
As always,
Lucia
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"Nothing worth having is easy."
Three years!