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02 Jan 2015, 1:57 am

I should have been born better prepared beforehand. :oops:

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02 Jan 2015, 2:00 am

Some are "damaged goods".

I am "error during manufacturing".

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02 Jan 2015, 2:14 am

I was assembled on a Monday morning by hung-over slaggards, out of irregular cast-off parts. :oops:

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03 Jan 2015, 10:47 pm

auntblabby wrote:

I was assembled on a Monday morning by hung-over slaggards, out of irregular cast-off parts. :oops:

me too

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03 Jan 2015, 11:05 pm

skibum wrote:

auntblabby wrote:

I was assembled on a Monday morning by hung-over slaggards, out of irregular cast-off parts. :oops:

me too

but I'm sure you turned out much better. you ski, so that tells me at least you are athletic and stylish. :wtg:

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03 Jan 2015, 11:14 pm

auntblabby wrote:

skibum wrote:

auntblabby wrote:

I was assembled on a Monday morning by hung-over slaggards, out of irregular cast-off parts. :oops:

me too

but I'm sure you turned out much better. you ski, so that tells me at least you are athletic and stylish. :wtg:

Thanks Blabby, I'm not doing well right now.

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03 Jan 2015, 11:17 pm

skibum wrote:

Thanks Blabby, I'm not doing well right now.

I hope things look up for you ASAP

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03 Jan 2015, 11:23 pm

auntblabby wrote:

skibum wrote:

Thanks Blabby, I'm not doing well right now.

I hope things look up for you ASAP

Thank you. I love the smilies.

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03 Jan 2015, 11:28 pm

skibum wrote:

auntblabby wrote:

skibum wrote:

Thanks Blabby, I'm not doing well right now.

I hope things look up for you ASAP

Thank you. I love the smilies.

if you want, I will give you all my smilies

here is one o' my faves, it is an all-purpose expression of how I feel about life-

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05 Jan 2015, 1:50 am

auntblabby wrote:

if you want, I will give you all my smilies

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yes please

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05 Jan 2015, 8:36 am

Thank you Blabby :heart:

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05 Jan 2015, 10:06 am

skibum wrote:

Thank you Blabby :heart:

prego

have fun with 'em :bounce:

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05 Jan 2015, 11:04 am

I was born under a bad light bulb.

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05 Jan 2015, 1:03 pm

I was born in a hurry [precipitous delivery] -- under a burnt-out lightbulb, it would seem.

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05 Jan 2015, 6:41 pm

I said goodbye to Mr Kitty today. It was a heartbreaking decision, but I hope someone will do the same for me if my suffering becomes terminal.

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07 Jan 2015, 7:52 am

My fiancé is going to work despite the heavy snow. He was originally planning to work from home, but his boss requested that he be at work for a meeting today, as well as other things this week. After his accident a while back, I am scared to death of what will happen, because he still doesn't have his new Subaru yet (he is driving the Camry to work), and many of the roads are covered in snow. This is why I f***ing hate winter, and wish something like Summer Wheeze was invented so all the snow will melt.

NO MORE SNOW!
NO MORE SNOW!
NO MORE SNOW!
NO MORE SNOW!

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