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werbert
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08 Sep 2006, 11:59 pm

363. Enjoy "working" in the bathhouse.

364. Greet TheMachine1 every morning when he comes into the bathhouse.

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09 Sep 2006, 1:01 am

werbert wrote:

364. Greet TheMachine1 every morning when he comes into the bathhouse.

365) Sorry I owe Antony "the Hammer" Deluca the money I borrowed to buy your
markers . I can not afford to have a high class male call boy doing freebees. Infact if
I do not get "The Hammer's" money paid back with 25% interest a week I may be working in a butcher shop as the meat. Oh on a cheery note "The Hammer" told me
he likes to kill those in default in the fall when the leaves change colors because it
reminds him of the time his dad ice picked a snitch at a Thanksgiving Dinner(he had
a tear in his eye at that point). So I got a few months!! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !

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09 Sep 2006, 1:12 am

I thought Tony the Hammer got whacked in the 79th Street war last year. Maybe that was his son I'm thinking of.

366. After TM1 is killed by someone and processed in the butcher shop, use the meat to make a nice chili for the bathhouse customers, so that he can tear up their butts one more time.

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09 Sep 2006, 1:31 am

367) After the TM1 is digested collect the waste products from the septic tank at the
bathhouse. Use waste to fertilize a feild of flowers. Then set up some honey bee
houses. Make Jars of honey to raise money to build a basketball court for a poor
intercity youth group.

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09 Sep 2006, 4:05 am

368. Pamper yourself from the time you get up in the morning till you go to bed at night.

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09 Sep 2006, 5:59 am

369. Loose yourself in your favourite song.

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09 Sep 2006, 6:02 am

370. Don't add to all the negativity in the world. Keep a positive attitude.

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09 Sep 2006, 8:35 am

371. Get up early and enjoy a cup of coffee outside, with the crickets.

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09 Sep 2006, 9:00 am

372. Strive to find a balance in your times of:
Rest
Work
Play

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09 Sep 2006, 9:52 am

373. Leave a place with people feeling better than when you first came in no matter how you feel inside. You will be the main benefactor.

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09 Sep 2006, 10:22 am

374. If you can't be happy today, at least be satisfied with the way you are choosing to live your life.

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09 Sep 2006, 3:21 pm

375. Live each day like it's going to be your last.

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09 Sep 2006, 3:33 pm

...but plan on living to be 100.

Create Your Own Secret Hideaway That Includes:

Soft lighting
A rocking chair
Flowers
Plants
Music
Great books
Prayer books
A quilt to wrap up in

376. Trust your own unique point of view.