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Dear Miss C,

How dare you say that I can't swear in my own home!? Whatever happened to freedom of speech? I feel you are violating my right to say whatever I want. I thought this was America, not Russia, North Korea, Syria, or some other strict-a** country. I swear to express my frustration, and you are taking that away from me! I do NOT appreciate being censored, and being told not to f***ing swear, I mean it's not like it's going to kill anyone. I swear, dealing with you is like dealing with f***ing Maude Flanders. JFC!

-Me

Fear-

I can't let you win this one. I won't let you.

Dear as*holes,

More intrusive thoughts, more sleepless nights, more pasted-on smiles and not talking about it because THE LAST thing I need to hear is a litany of the reasons why it was all my fault.

Thanks, so much.

Thanks for the fact that it will always come back. That it will never be over. That I will have to fight this battle for the rest of my life.

I don't care. I'm bigger than your judgment, bigger than the fear, bigger than the goddamn PTSD. I made it this far.

I guess I can thank you sincerely for the fact that suppressing the rage on sleepless nights gets my house really, really clean.

I hope someday you enjoy all the pleasure you've given me.

Eat s**t and die,

BeeBee

Dear Gordo,

Remember when you openly questioned my manhood when I refuse to climb that rickety ladder to change the light in your office?

Remember when you called me after midnight to drive 30 miles to press a reset button at a location that was only 3 miles from your house?

Remember when you sucked up to the Big Boss and got me reprimanded for reporting your harassment of me?

Guess what? "Someone" tipped off the Big Boss to all of that pronz you've been streaming in your office. That "Someone" also pointed out that you've been ignoring minor glitches until they grow into bigger problems so that "Someone" has to deal with them instead.

"Someone" is tired of doing your work for you, so update your résumé ... just in case ...

-Fnord-

Dear m,

The coincidences are unbelievable and make it hard for me to get you out of my mind.
Really really unbelievable .

OK, so I'm weird and you don't know how to react to that. He's a thing... Don't react to what happened. Just let us continue on as acquaintances like we've always been and everything will be fine. No drama.

Goodbye, Gordo; it's time to become Flaco, no matter what I leave behind in the process.

what's your deal? why do you act all excited and make plans then disappear for 4 days? generally when someone says "i'll get back to you" they do it either way? i'm too old for this, do you want to go out or do you want to keep me around until some other guy you're talking to decides to go away? i have too much self respect to be a part time friend. if you want to go out, awesome, if you don't, please stop leading me on.

Dear Fred Rogers,

I wish you were still alive right now. I know you usually helped kids, but some adults like myself have their own troubles. I had a rough childhood, which resulted in behavioral problems and low self-esteem, as well as a couple suicide attempts. Even though I am married now, I still get angry from time to time, and I hate myself for it because I feel I am tearing myself and my husband apart, and I fear divorce every time we fight. I wish you were still here with us so I can talk to you about these things.

-A fan since childhood

To ex-friend number seven billion: you have never exhibited any understanding or sympathy for the abuse I have suffered. If anything, you've perpetuated and justified it. The sorrow I have gone through is all that I've come to expect all my life. From family, from school, from ex-friends, from all of humanity. You are no different from any other friend I have ever had. My hatred is virulent, incessant, and above all else, justified. Yours is the manifestation of a f*****g worthless ideology of heartless, deliberate lies and defamations. And the whole world bows down and worships you when I am spat on and kicked while I'm down. My whole life is comparable to Israel's genocidal war crimes against Palestinian children. I have never seen such a vomit-inducing neckbearded libertarian hypocrite in my entire life as you. The fact that a human being is even capable of having such evil beliefs fills me with radical misanthropy every second of my life. You demonize the oppressed and make excuses for their rapists and abusers - you are the oppressor. You are a literal nazi; you constantly vomit your slander against the most disadvantaged peoples in history and yet have the audacity to claim that your freedoms are at risk?! Typical christfag, justifies real-life oppression and wallows in a delusional persecution complex. Not a day passes by when I don't think of just ending it all because you continue to draw breath. But no more. I owe it to myself to take my life back from all the pathetic pieces of s**t who continue to rape the soul I once had which they murdered. I want nothing less than sadistic and merciless revenge. Even your family won't cry for you because they won't survive long enough to hear the news. I hope I live to the day when I can lynch you just like you wish you could do to me, and hack off your genitals and shove them inside your mouth as you're hanged from a street lamp. I hope I can watch your parents and siblings hack up blood as they choke on their final words, and then gleefully stomp their heads into mush and piss on their corpses. I have no reason to live other than to revel in your suffering just like you did to me. It will be the greatest and only euphoria I ever know. You deserve to be force-fed a mouthful of Zyklon B. You and every subhuman conservative sack of filth on earth deserve this fate. There is no excuse not to, knowing your heinous ideology. Abuser, liar, sadist, traitor, defamer. Absolute. Human. Excrement.

Have fun being the victim of a second holocaust, c**t. This time it will be one that will actually be justified.

Yeah, I wish it was me that was doing things with you, but, it's good that you've got someone in person around for you to have fun with.

I guess I'm hitting even there with the selfish and selfless duality.

Dear FIL,

Thanks again, so much, for verbally and emotionally abusing your son. Thank you for setting his head up so that every time he started to like himself, he would hear you screaming and stop.

I realize that you did a better job than your poor excuse for a piece of human s**t of a father. You did the best you could with the tools you had.

No you didn't. That's like saying a guy did the best he could with the tools he had by installing a toilet with a sledgehammer...

...500 feet from a hardware store, with $1000 in his pocket.

Better tools were all around you; you chose out of your bitterness to spit on them and continue destroying a fine young man.

And then you tried to make me do it to his son.

f**k you, you goddamn oversized middle-school bully. I hope you're getting some good therapy in the hereafter. Better luck with your next incarnation, ducky, because in this one, YOU FAILED.

Sincerely,

The b***h

Dear penpal, sorry it took me so long since your last message.

Actually, I've been thinking about your last request all this time. I hope you don't get me wrong. The problem is that I don't feel confident about sending my pictures to people I "just met".

Thank you for sending your pictures first presumably to make me feel comfortable so that I'd send you one. We've exchanged no more than a few brief lines to date though. It takes time before I trust anyone. You must be thinking "so much ado about a little picture", but this is the internet. I never know what other people's intentions are.

Besides, I'm into this to exchange ideas. Our looks shouldn't really matter that much.

We should get more acquainted before I send you pictures. First I talk to people, then I exchange pictures with them. I work the other way around.

Sorry to disappoint you. Hope you don't feel hurt.

Hey you.

Where do I begin? Despite our limited interactions last year, your death has had a profound effect on me. In the past 12 hours, I've been up just thinking and realizing how you've impacted my life. Your brother's eulogy was beautifully written and gave me a glimpse into the kind of person you were. I wish I could go back in time and use those opportunities to get to know you. I guess I'll end it with 2 Timothy 4:7, just like your brother.

-E

Dear Major Conspiracy Theorist Friend #1, people who are both intellectually and spiritually evolved don't spend their lives locked in their rooms thinking of themselves with delusions of exaggerated self-worth doing nothing but serially smoking, watching dubious YT videos and playing Metal Gear Solid all day. You've built your existence around dystopian premises and want to believe you live in a world that conspires to hold you back but in fact it's you who chose to not to hold the reins and succeed in life.

While it's true that there are many people out there who are powerful enough to create trends and manipulate the masses, you lack substantial evidences to support your particular claims.

You believe these videogames and conspiracy videos are telling the truth without the need to duly question them, while claiming the others who spend their lives taking things for granted are ignorants. Then you feel you're in a position to demand others to present proof that you are wrong so that you can pass as superior. You don't give people enough evidence of anything yourself beyond your own faith in that what you believe in. There's no much different between you and those ignorant people. You're very arrogant and your attitude towards friends is reprehensible. We need loads of patience to put up with you. This is one reason I can only visit you so sparsely.

About that project I set up for us, forget about it. I asked you too many times to get involved and you always came up with faint excuses to avoid the responsibilities. Only when you saw the progress and potential of my work is that you wanted to get involved and yet you pushed for a position as sort of a project manager while doing nothing more than what a trainee or even a janitor would do. You tried to come up with "suggestions" when in reality you were trying to manipulate me and make things yet easier for you. You don't want to help me, you want me as a ladder to achieve your own goals while doing nothing yourself. Besides, your criticism on how the project should be conducted is laughable because you lack the slightest technical skills to tell me how to do my work. Again, another brief show of your utter arrogance.

Then there's this criticism against people who work hard to make a living - the "system" - so that you can have an excuse for not getting a job for two decades and counting. You made that up so that you could spend your life in your room. You give speeches against the system while taking advantage of all these people who are forcefully living inside this very system, whenever you need their help. You talk about freedom and independence while you are so dependant yourself! That's a proof that you're manipulative, pretentious, selfish and inconsistent with your own words.

So please stay living inside your protective castle against the Maleficent Queen Who Controls the Masonry.... or seek professional attention. You can't even focus on a single task for more than a minute. You need to take meds.

One last thing to let you know. You think of your own use of irony to be clever and witty, but it is unbearably pathetic and you even sound effeminate when you do that. To say the least, that makes you look like an annoyingly coward moron because people don't expect others to attack their views with mockery or be subjected to a whole inquisition of "questions" while in a friendly discussion. You don't seek the truth - you want to be right! It's you who have to prove your claims, not them.

Dear Conspiracy Theorist Friend #2, we live in a world in which there are many forces acting upon one another. This sparks tension which eclodes in a myriad of situations that give very undesired outcomes at times. While there's always the possibility of mass manipulation, you should first question yourself who is manipulating who to do what and why that's manipulation. Analyse the facts. Take a step back and make a cold analysis on whatever is going on before shouting it's all a massive, single-minded plot to take down or raise markets, governments, trends. You pretend that you're neutral and unbiased. You're not. You are always pro-labour, no matter what. "It's all a ruse and a scheme!" neither gives enough facts nor constitutes bases for an interesting conversation. I find it dumb therefore you bore me.