Dear every school I have ever attended and its students (apart from the 1% that cared enough to treat me like a human with values),
You are all heartless, abusive, senseless pieces of **** that don't deserve a happy life. Have fun mocking all of the other kids because you think it makes you a functional human being. I really enjoyed being left alone on the playground over and over, treated like an object, being made to sit in the back of the class, being hit with metal objects, spat on, thrown down a flight of stairs and repeatedly shoved into every wall I came across. That was really beneficial to my academic growth, self-esteem and mental development. And do you remember how I enjoyed being shoved into an art cupboard as an infant, Miss? Thanks a lot for that one, best teacher ever!
Sincerely,
OrdinaryDanny.