Dear Mother-In-Law,
You have two houses in which you may do whatever you wish.
Please stop nagging, criticizing, making passive-aggressive comments, and otherwise telling me how I must live in order to be in accordance with your values and aesthetic preferences in mine.
My therapist assures me that this is a reasonable and legitimate frustration, not autistic rigidity or controlling behavior.
Love,
The Stupid Lazy b***h Your Son Married
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"Alas, our dried voices when we whisper together are quiet and meaningless, as wind in dry grass, or rats' feet over broken glass in our dry cellar." --TS Eliot, "The Hollow Men"