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15 Sep 2006, 9:30 pm

421. Sue tinky for stealing Gummi Savers

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15 Sep 2006, 9:41 pm

422. Flee country and change name with gummis.

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15 Sep 2006, 9:49 pm

423. Tell George W. Bush that there's oil and terrorists in whatever country tinky fled to.

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15 Sep 2006, 10:01 pm

424: Distract george with shiny objects as he signs a treaty between me,the terrosists and him.

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15 Sep 2006, 10:14 pm

Curse you, tinky, you have foiled my dastardly plot! I swear, on my still-living mother's grave, I shall have my vengeance!! ! :evil: :evil: :evil: *Shakes fist at tinky*

425. Buy some more Gummi Savers.

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15 Sep 2006, 10:20 pm

426: Do a victory dance
227:Go outside and gaze at the stars. If you're really bored try to count them.
228:Watch an episode of M.A.S.H.

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15 Sep 2006, 10:20 pm

429) Find a large group of unemployed Aspie Gummi candy addicts and do a
commando raid on a large warehouse to get a year supply for each aspie.

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15 Sep 2006, 10:24 pm

230: Bow down to Machine1.

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15 Sep 2006, 10:27 pm

431. Alert the makers of Gummi Savers to TheMachine1's plan and receive a reward of a lifetime supply of Gummi Savers.

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15 Sep 2006, 10:39 pm

432) While the company gives Werbert the life time suppy of candy it no reward. They
want to keep the insurance fruad that the CEO and TM1 commando are pulling off under
wraps.
We steal a few thousand in candy but they report a few million in lose from the operation. They make millions we get bad teeth.

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15 Sep 2006, 10:41 pm

432: make giant gummi savers making factory and then build a small factory of trolli's gummis(with permission of the company first, of course)

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15 Sep 2006, 10:43 pm

434. It's funny how things work out. We started with a bug in my face, and finished with insurance fraud. Everyone lives happily ever after. The end.

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16 Sep 2006, 3:25 am

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435. Instead of stating in this evening, go out for a few hours.

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16 Sep 2006, 4:51 pm

436. Go see the latest blockbuster movie.

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16 Sep 2006, 6:53 pm

437. Kidnap the director of the latest blockbuster movie and demand your money back when it sucks.

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16 Sep 2006, 7:05 pm

438. Browse a toy store to feel like a kid again. A recommendation: the nearest F. A. O. Schwarz.

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