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16 Sep 2006, 7:08 pm

439. A better recommendation: Toys 'R Us. Not the tiny little outlet stores they have in the mall, but the gigantic stores that take up an acre.

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16 Sep 2006, 7:12 pm

440. Tour a mansion and imagine what it would be like if you lived there.

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16 Sep 2006, 7:39 pm

441. Build a fort from couch cushions.

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16 Sep 2006, 7:50 pm

442. Give your heart a little workout of a nonemotional kind. Take some risks to get your heart pumping and your mind off your worries. Try:

A roller-coaster ride
White-water rafting
Parasailing
Skydiving

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16 Sep 2006, 7:52 pm

443. Watch in amazement as MrMark takes a death-defying leap from no. 441 on this list all the way to 884. I didn't think anybody could pull it off, but, by god, that man did.

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16 Sep 2006, 7:56 pm

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443. Watch in amazement as MrMark takes a death-defying leap from no. 441 on this list all the way to 884. I didn't think anybody could pull it off, but, by god, that man did.

Oh, I really hate it when that happens.

444. Stay clear of problems that will bring you down.

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16 Sep 2006, 8:09 pm

445. If you can't avoid the problems that bring you down, sing the ELO song, "Don't Bring Me Down."

446. Get herpes, because, according to the commercials, if you have herpes, you can swim and climb mountains, which is better than what I can do now.

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16 Sep 2006, 8:13 pm

447. Keep in mind that today is the only day that you really have.

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16 Sep 2006, 8:20 pm

448. Be glad you're not MrMark, because he is apparently going to die tomorrow.

449. Buy 100 or so pillows, lay them out on your floor, and practice stagediving from your bed.

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16 Sep 2006, 8:26 pm

"It is difficult to make a man miserable while he feels that he is worthy of himself and claims kindred to the great God who made him."
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450. Keep in mind that who you are inside is much greater than you ever imagined and that you are capable of rising above this difficulty in life.

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16 Sep 2006, 8:34 pm

451. Read Bartlet's Quotations, since that's apparently what MrMark's been reading. :lol:

452. After beating difficulties in life, enjoy a pizza.

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16 Sep 2006, 9:12 pm

453. Make a wish when you see a new moon.

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446. Get herpes, because, according to the commercials, if you have herpes, you can swim and climb mountains, which is better than what I can do now.

I think wearing a Tampon helps, too.

454. When you go to a zoo, pay particular attention to the animals on the outside of the displays.

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16 Sep 2006, 9:32 pm

455. Read a book on astronomy to grasp how big the universe really is and how insignificant your troubles really are.

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16 Sep 2006, 9:45 pm

456. Or just look up at the stars without doing any sort of thinking at all.

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16 Sep 2006, 10:10 pm

457. Have someone kick you in the nuts. After that, all your other problems will some minor by comparison.

458. If you are a woman, marry OJ Simpson/Robert Blake, and then cheat on him. After what happens next, all your problems will seem minor by comparison.

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