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17 Sep 2006, 9:22 pm

479. Enroll in a flower-arranging class to develop a new talent and to make your home a little brighter.

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17 Sep 2006, 9:23 pm

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47? ) Make a batch of homemade ice cream. Werbert flavor is the best.

Why the heck is everyone trying to make me say something that could get me thrown off this board?

478. Steal TM1's ice cream. Throw it into the Rio Grande.

4?? ) If you can not get a fellow WP aspie to luv the next best thing is to get them banned.

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17 Sep 2006, 9:25 pm

481. How about TM1 ice cream, complete with special sauce.

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17 Sep 2006, 9:26 pm

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479. Enroll in a flower-arranging class to develop a new talent and to make your home a little brighter.

4??) It would be easier to pick a gay guy up at a bar and give him a few hundred to spend at Pier One Imports to spice up your home.

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17 Sep 2006, 9:32 pm

TheMachine1 wrote:

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479. Enroll in a flower-arranging class to develop a new talent and to make your home a little brighter.

4??) It would be easier to pick a gay guy up at a bar and give him a few hundred to spend at Pier One Imports to spice up your home.

*Crickets*

ooooooooooooooookay, you win.

482. Gay marry TM1 and watch him walk down the aisle in his mother's wedding gown, just like his mother always dreamed.

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17 Sep 2006, 9:43 pm

483. Live happily ever after, since TheMachine1 apparently has an encyclopedic knowledge of drugs.

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17 Sep 2006, 9:57 pm

484. Set up a lunch date this week with your mentor.

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17 Sep 2006, 10:02 pm

485. Kill your mentor and eat his/her brain, thereby gaining his/her knowledge.

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17 Sep 2006, 11:07 pm

486.
When you wake up in the morning, if it looks nice out, ...
leave it out.
:lol:

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446. Get herpes, because, according to the commercials, if you have herpes, you can swim and climb mountains, which is better than what I can do now.

Just buy a box of feminine hygene products - then you can do anything you want.
:lol:

(is this getting too risque for this topic?)

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18 Sep 2006, 4:44 am

"Many men owe the grandeur of their lives to their tremendous difficulties."
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488. Remember that life usually offers lots of options for most problems.

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18 Sep 2006, 8:35 pm

489. Get this–bad things happen in everybody's life, not just yours.

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18 Sep 2006, 10:46 pm

489. Get this-the more bitter the butter, the better the batter, botter.

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18 Sep 2006, 11:01 pm

490:make up new words like botter or schrumpf.

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18 Sep 2006, 11:09 pm

491. Hey, stop schrumpfing my botter, you dwibblezoark!

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18 Sep 2006, 11:13 pm

492:resent all dwibblezoark retorts and remember that you are in fact a fribbler. I certified fribbler according to Bob the Llama...

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18 Sep 2006, 11:20 pm

493. Remind tinky that she failed the fribbler test when she zafjymed the blixzorp, no matter what Bob the Llama says. Idiot!

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