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BazzaMcKenzie
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18 Sep 2006, 11:25 pm

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284. Hey, stop schrumpfing my botter, you dwibblezoark!


Watch your lanuage - you could get banned for that.

285. Play a little practical joke, like like saying random numbers out loud while someone is trying to count.


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18 Sep 2006, 11:48 pm

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285. Play a little practical joke, like like saying random numbers out loud while someone is trying to count.


495. Or when BazzaMcKenzie is trying to calculate his age.



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18 Sep 2006, 11:53 pm

904. or the number of posts Werbert has made


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18 Sep 2006, 11:59 pm

497. Don't remind Bazza how he has intentionally deflated his number of posts to make it look like he doesn't spend much time on this site by switching user names.

498. Lithium

499. Play yourself in a spirited hand of punctuation poker.

500. Yeah!! Werbert's got the 500th item in this list!! Go Werbert! Go Werbert. It's your birthday! But not really!! Go Werbert!!

501. Shoot some ducks.



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19 Sep 2006, 12:14 am

502. Don't - repeat don't do a google search on Edmund Fitzgerald, sunk in Lake Superior :(


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19 Sep 2006, 12:31 am

503. Don't do a google search on Bazza McKenzie, unless you want to know what a "technicolor yawn" is.



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19 Sep 2006, 12:38 am

But you may have heard of my (famous) auntie Edna (Dame Edna Everage)

504. Look up Barry Humphries and/or Dame Edna


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19 Sep 2006, 12:45 am

(Someone's proud of their homeland, and it's certainly not werbert)

505. Listen to "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald" by Gordon Lightfoot. Yeah, I know it's a depressing song, but it's still one of the best.



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19 Sep 2006, 5:00 am

Laugh a little, sing a little
As you go your way!
Work a little, play a little
Do this everyday!

Give a little, take a little,
Never mind a frown,
Make your smile a welcomed thing
All around the town.

Laugh a little, love a little
Skies are always blue!
Every cloud has silver linings,
But it's up to you!
-UNKNOWN

507. Learn a new job skill.


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19 Sep 2006, 7:07 am

508. Buy a parrot.


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19 Sep 2006, 10:13 am

509. Take a nap.



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19 Sep 2006, 5:28 pm

510: remind werbert that in order to pass a fribbler test you must fail it. So in reality i passed the test by failing it.
511: play piano(if you know how to play.)


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19 Sep 2006, 7:00 pm

512. Get this: You have to cheer up or you might start experiencing these stress-related illnesses:

Asthma
Migraines
Digestive problems
Heartburn
Skin upsets

Don't you think this is reason enough to get busy and do your healing work?


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20 Sep 2006, 12:39 am

513. Stress yourself out and you could win each of these diseases!
a. Asthma!
b. Migraines!
c. Digestive problems!
d. Heartburn!
e. Skin upsets!

COLLECT ALL FIVE!!



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20 Sep 2006, 3:04 am

514. flirt with Tinky :) :oops: :)

Back off Werbert, I saw her first :twisted:

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20 Sep 2006, 5:36 am

515. Take heed–type A personalities suffer more from stress-related problems due to a broken heart.


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