1,001 Ways to Cheer Yourself Up

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22 Sep 2006, 9:13 pm

535. Skip down the street and ignore people staring at you. You're king/queen of the world!

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22 Sep 2006, 10:40 pm

536. Ingore WP for a while. (By WP, I of course meant White People.)

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23 Sep 2006, 5:58 am

537. Firmly believe that you can get through everything that you need to face.

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23 Sep 2006, 2:03 pm

538. Have an early night.

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23 Sep 2006, 2:11 pm

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539. You have a vital role to play in the universe. Get busy!

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23 Sep 2006, 3:07 pm

540. Use your vital role in the universe to destroy your enemies, then laugh at them as they perish.

By the way, MrMark, that is your best avatar yet.

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23 Sep 2006, 3:17 pm

541. Do something every day to prove to yourself that you love you.

Why, thank-you! Wait'l you getta loada next week's. I wonder if it’ll get me banned or sanctioned or censured or somethin'.

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23 Sep 2006, 4:24 pm

MrMark wrote:

541. Do something every day to prove to yourself that you love you.

*Speechless*

Er, um...542. Have nice day.

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23 Sep 2006, 4:29 pm

werbert wrote:

*Speechless*

543. Realize that there are millions of people in other parts of the world who would gladly change places with you.

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23 Sep 2006, 5:44 pm

544. Someone else can have my life, as long as I can change places with Bill Gates or Peter North.

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23 Sep 2006, 6:45 pm

545. If you think you have problems, listen to the latest political scandal.

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23 Sep 2006, 6:55 pm

546. Ask a friend to help you practice positive self-talk.

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23 Sep 2006, 8:24 pm

547. I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and, doggone it, people like me.

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23 Sep 2006, 9:06 pm

548. Buy all new cosmetics in the latest hottest colors to enhance your appearence.

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23 Sep 2006, 9:13 pm

549. Treat yourself to that hot pink miniskirt you've been wanting. Just make sure your schlong doesn't hang out.

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23 Sep 2006, 9:13 pm

550. Sit in a quiet space in the central business district (the steps of St Paul's Cathedral in Melbourne) and watch everyone hurry to and fro like ants.

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