Proof that I need a girlfriend FAST!

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Looking at your diagnosis, you are not sure if you have it or not!

I HAVE AS! I WILL GET WHAT I NEED!

DON'T MAKE ME THINK THAT WHAT I WANT IS AN OBSESSION!

I'M GETTING THAT DAMM RING AND I AM GONNA MAKE OUT SHE'S MY WIFE! MENTALLY ILL?! YA DAMM RIGHT I AM!

And you don't care if that causes problems for her?

I quit trying to give you advice or reason with you. You are a f*****g dangerous psychotic. Men like you are the reason I won't go anywhere without my lock knife.

Yeah, how the f**k do you think I feel! I have feelings too ya know!

ITS NOT A NICE THING FOR ME TO SEE COUPLE OR BEAUTIFUL/AVERAGE LOOKING WOMEN OUT AND ABOUT, KNOWING I AM A SINGLE DOUCHEBAG.

GO TROLL SOMEONE ELSE.

this is probably why you're single.

I was trying to give constructive advice and you shot down every single thing I said.

You don't seem to want to help yourself. You seem to prefer to think of yourself as a victim and blame the whole world, anyone but you. Go do that. Just don't hurt other people.

This.

I AM A VICTIM. I HAVE A CONDITION CALLED AS THAT INHIBITS SOCIAL FUNCTIONING. THAT IN TURN SCREWS UP MY GETTING A GIRLFRIEND.

"DON'T HURT OTHER PEOPLE" OH, OH, SO I CAN BE MEGA HURT BY PEOPLE, BUT I'M NOT ALLOWED TO HURT THEN BACK!

GO TROLL ELSEWHERE.

I think you minunderstand what a troll is.

I think your attitude is stopping you getting a girlfriend.
Being all 'woe is me' isn't becoming.

I give up.
Have a lovely day.

Like I said before I was rudely interupted: I'm gonna make out I am her husband by getting a ring.

She won't know the real reason why I am wearing the ring, no one else will know either. No one will get hurt.

End of story.

Well good luck with it - hope her husband takes to you kindly...

wow, just wow. I've always said Aspie men are prone to self-destruction - and this is an example of which.

I really do hope this is a serious thread and you are not mocking us. Saying that, you do remind of some of my mates, one of which is definitely AS.

Anyhow, it's really sweet that you have so much affection for Helen - especially considering she is more than 10yrs older than you. It is very possible that she feels the same way about you but can't act on it because of 1: age gap and 2: being married. I think you should enjoy your friendship with her as best you can because these sort of things are few and far between.

As for the answer to your original post, yes you do need a girlfriend just like every other straight male - but not for the wrong reasons, and this is the wrong reason. You should use your experience of relating to Helen as a means of practice towards attracting new girls. But you can't get a GF if you are not around girls! So attend parties, groups, whatever it takes. Has Helen got any fit mates she could fix u up with?

Paul has. I really like him. I knew of him before they were married.

I'm not gonna do anything to hurt either of them. Even though I disagree with marriage, I'll still respect their partnership.

With the right buttons being pushed and enough crap thrown at them, it took me 28 years to start destructing.

Tonight, I am off to my local pub. Its a very nice, upscale, clean place with lots of men and women of various ages there.

I go in, buy a drink and sit down.

Now what?

And this is why I have no experience. No one has helped me in the 28 years so that I would be reday for the relationship stage.

To add further: I never had a Valentine's Day, so next year I am gonna send Helen, the married woman, some flowers. They will be from a "secret admirer" and she won't know they are from me.

I need a Valentine's Day. Its just unfortunate that its happened like this. But, hey, thats life. She'll have to suck it up if she finds out that it is me. She'll have to suck it up anyway.