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23 Sep 2006, 9:16 pm

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549. Treat yourself to that hot pink miniskirt you've been wanting. Just make sure your schlong doesn't hang out.

551. or not, depending on what makes you feel good :lol:

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23 Sep 2006, 9:16 pm

552: get a microscope and stare at a strand of hair under it. It looks awesome!...grrr...i want a microscope.

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23 Sep 2006, 9:19 pm

The Most Common Causes of Sadness:

Death of a loved one
Divorce
Major illness
Getting fired from a job
Retirement
Moving
Losing a friend
Financial difficulties
Losing a pet
Romantic breakup

553. Associate with upbeat, positive people, even if it means making new friends.

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23 Sep 2006, 9:20 pm

554. If you're a guy, superglue a piece of cardboard to the underside of Mr. Happy and go hanggliding naked. Boom! You've got an extra rudder.

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23 Sep 2006, 9:21 pm

555. Fall in love with your spouse all over again.

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23 Sep 2006, 10:08 pm

556. Fall in love with MrMark's ex-spouse all over again.

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23 Sep 2006, 11:23 pm

MrMark wrote:

553. Associate with upbeat, positive people, even if it means making new friends.

dude, some of those people seriously scare me...smiling all the time and stuff*eye twitches*

557:drink a nice can of grape soda with strawberry twizzlers on the side as you watch The Goonies.

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24 Sep 2006, 12:45 am

558. sip Wild Turkey in front of an open fire on a winters night.

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24 Sep 2006, 12:55 am

559. Slaughter and eat a wild turkey on a cold (and I mean COLD) winter's night.

Bazza, you're lucky. You've just finished winter and have a nice spring to look forward to. And winters in Australia probably aren't that bad. Try dealing with single-digit (Fahrenheit) temperatures for ten days straight.

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24 Sep 2006, 1:18 am

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Bazza, you're lucky. You've just finished winter and have a nice spring to look forward to. And winters in Australia probably aren't that bad. Try dealing with single-digit (Fahrenheit) temperatures for ten days straight.

560. Hunt the closing weekend of duck season with a canadian, so you can't complain about the cold when its 35F.

BTW - I don't like summer - have you had weeks of >100F temperatures and a complexion that means you get 3rd degree sunburn in about 4 minutes?

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24 Sep 2006, 1:26 am

Actually, yes. I don't like either extreme. I'd much rather take sunshine and 70 degrees like it's been the past couple of days.

561. Convert your towns average monthly temperatures into celsius for a shock. (The average high for me in January is -1C. Brrrrr.)

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24 Sep 2006, 4:08 am

562. Read one of your poems at a friendly little coffeehouse.

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24 Sep 2006, 12:42 pm

563.
Jingle bells, jingle bells,
Batman smells, Robin laid an egg.
The batmobile lost a wheel,
and the Joker got away, hey!

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24 Sep 2006, 1:01 pm

564. Start your morning with cinnamon rolls baking in the oven and freshly brewed coffee.

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24 Sep 2006, 2:53 pm

565. The best part of waking up...is Folger's in your cup!

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24 Sep 2006, 4:23 pm

566. Make a childhood feast of sugar bread and chocolate milk.

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