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24 Sep 2006, 4:49 pm

567. Run around your block 500 times after that meal.

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24 Sep 2006, 4:56 pm

568. Keep a tin of gourmet cookies under your bed for the nights when you can't sleep.

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24 Sep 2006, 6:33 pm

569. Go listen to Mogwai..

http://www.mogwai.co.uk/option,com_gigcal/Itemid,3/

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24 Sep 2006, 6:55 pm

How to Meditate:
Find a quiet place
Sit upright
Close your eyes
Relax your body from feet to head
Picture a lovely scene
Concentrate on a meaningful word
Reject all distracting thoughts
Stay at it for fifteen to twenty minutes
Open your eyes and relax

570. Read the Bible cover to cover.

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24 Sep 2006, 7:19 pm

MrMark wrote:

570. Read the Bible cover to cover.

I'm not spending that much time on a piece of fiction with no discernible plot and weak characters.

571. Go to a church service and provide a cheering/jeering section during the sermon.

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24 Sep 2006, 7:30 pm

572) One word : GARLIC

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573. One word: VAMPIRES

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24 Sep 2006, 7:35 pm

574. Crossbows

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24 Sep 2006, 7:37 pm

575. Paint your home interior in a bright, cheery shade of yellow.

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24 Sep 2006, 7:39 pm

575) Lesbian Vampire Ninja's protesting national Garlic Day while doging silver tipped
bolts fired from crossbow from pink aussie tranny vampire slayer on ESPN tonight
at 8 PM.

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24 Sep 2006, 7:41 pm

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575) Lesbian Vampire Ninja's protesting national Garlic Day while doging silver tipped
bolts fired from crossbow from pink aussie tranny vampire slayer on ESPN tonight
at 8 PM.

I'll have to tape ESPN because Southpark is on at 8:00 pm tonight.

577. Watch Southpark

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24 Sep 2006, 7:42 pm

578. Send in a membership application to NAMBLA, c/o TheMachine1, Texas.

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24 Sep 2006, 7:45 pm

579. Write thank-you notes to all the people who have helped you in the last month.

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24 Sep 2006, 7:47 pm

580. Don't write thank-you notes. Assume those who have helped you know you are grateful. Watch TV.

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24 Sep 2006, 7:51 pm

58? ) Print Thank You Bank Notes to buy Stripper clothes with. My god has anybody said goto a strip club yet?

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24 Sep 2006, 7:54 pm

TheMachine1 wrote:

58? ) Print Thank You Bank Notes to buy Stripper clothes with. My god has anybody said goto a strip club yet?

I don't want to think about stripping. I just got off work.

582. Become a sugar daddy to a gold-digger

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