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26 Sep 2006, 12:11 am

607. Make a prank call to the White House (from a payphone, of course) saying you're Osama Bin Laden and tell Bush you'll disband Al Quada if he makes his twin daughters part of your harem.

608. Build a space ship since you'll have to leave the Solar System to avoid getting your a** thrown in Gitmo for that stunt.

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26 Sep 2006, 6:12 am

609. Never sulk!

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26 Sep 2006, 6:32 am

610. Go to the park and hunt for squirrels.

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26 Sep 2006, 6:38 pm

611. Live your life by your rules, not your parents' or your siblings', and not your spouse's

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27 Sep 2006, 6:14 am

612. Having cold feet about the future? Buy some rag-wool socks to keep your toes nice and toasty.

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27 Sep 2006, 6:26 pm

613. Before you go to bed tonight, try to settle any differences that you have with your loved ones.

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27 Sep 2006, 9:40 pm

614. Before going to bed, start fights with your loved ones to ensure an exciting morning.

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615. Watch Star Trek

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27 Sep 2006, 10:18 pm

616. Don't watch Star Trek: Voyager or Enterprise. :-(

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27 Sep 2006, 11:16 pm

617: Watch The Brave Little Toaster with your favorite blankie, teddy, stuffed animal ect.

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28 Sep 2006, 2:51 am

618. Get some exotic import coffee (Not artificially flavored Starbucks junk) to try out. Wonderful!

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619. Understand that forcing yourself to get moving will give you more energy.

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28 Sep 2006, 7:41 am

#620: go to www.urbandictionary.com and define the word "Knifeqqq"

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How to Cheer Up Your Spouse:

Ask what you can do
Be available
Show your love
Give emotional support
Make cheering her up a top priority

621. Ask yourself what you could be doing differently that would help you cheer up. Then do it.

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www.urbandictionary.com wrote:

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Knifeqqq
The act of defining a new word on urbandictionary.com just so that you can play a non-word in scrabble and get a better score.

Much like the word Knife, only spelt with three silent q's on the end.

Commonly mispelt 'knifeqq' when the 3rd q has gotten 'stuck somewhere' (see scrabble).
Timmy: Hey, you can't play knifeqq - I think you meant knifeqqq.
Suzy: Oh yes, I need the third q! Gosh darnit. *searches about herself*, there it is!

*sigh*. Oh well. What can I say? I tried....

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29 Sep 2006, 4:32 pm

622. Read snake321 & Litigious's posts in the 'Aspergers and Prostitutes' thread in the Love & Dating Forum.

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